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enhance the experience, but watch the volume level!

Click on the homepage flag/fireworks icon for a good example.

All MP3's are digitally-recorded mono 64-128. I give full information
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It began as a way to vent about my noise problem with some
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E-mail me at richardsfaultremove .

On Mon, 21 Jul 2003 06:43:21 -0400, "Arny Krueger"
wrote:

The

Up at the crack, as usual.

--
Thine

"Thine Deville" wrote in message
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On Mon, 21 Jul 2003 06:43:21 -0400, "Arny Krueger"
wrote:

The

Up at the crack, as usual.

Official sunrise was about 30 minutes earlier. Try to get a clue. You're
supposed to be Lord of the Earth and you don't even know when the sun rises.

On Mon, 21 Jul 2003 07:28:28 -0400, "Arny Krueger"
wrote:

"Thine Deville" wrote in message
on.net
On Mon, 21 Jul 2003 06:43:21 -0400, "Arny Krueger"
wrote:

The

Up at the crack, as usual.

Official sunrise was about 30 minutes earlier. Try to get a clue. You're
supposed to be Lord of the Earth and you don't even know when the sun rises.

The actual sunrise time in Detroit this morning was either 6:13 or
6:14, depending on which source you use.

Your first post this morning was at least an hour earlier.

You lose.

Again.

Of course, you have shown in the past that you don't know day from
night anyway...

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"Arny Krueger" wrote:

"Thine Deville" wrote in message
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On Mon, 21 Jul 2003 06:43:21 -0400, "Arny Krueger"
wrote:

The

Up at the crack, as usual.

Official sunrise was about 30 minutes earlier. Try to get a clue. You're
supposed to be Lord of the Earth and you don't even know when the sun rises.



Are you sure that's what he meant?

Stephen

On Mon, 21 Jul 2003 07:28:28 -0400, "Arny Krueger"
wrote:

Up at the crack, as usual.

Official sunrise was about 30 minutes earlier.

Earlier than what? Your breakfast enema of wood splinters and etching
fluid? Did you ever manage to get those metal rods that are up your
arse to make a fecal battery for your computer?

Try to get a clue.

Looks like you've been rather restless in my absence. Like a dog that
pines for its owner.

Well, then, I may not have been here in mind.

So how have you 'been', Arnii, mi ol' mucka? Have you rubbed your
fingers down to bloody little stubs with all that Usenet audio
'debunking'? Been 'working over' those fools for whom the imperial
distinction of ohms and volts sends feet scurrying to the nearest
audio boutique for a round of manic comfort spending? Oh, and how is
the business of sound-card dentistry these days?

You're
supposed to be Lord of the Earth and you don't even know when the sun rises.

Thank you for this oblique and grotesque, gratuitous and dishonest,
perverted and disgusting reference to the sun setting on Nate*. Did
you light a candle that day, or did you merely grope the one that was
standing on his coffin?

--
Thine

* Obligatory dead-Nate mention.

On Mon, 21 Jul 2003 12:43:56 GMT, MiNe 109
wrote:

Are you sure that's what he meant?

Shhhhh! :-)

--
Thine

"dave weil" wrote in message

On Mon, 21 Jul 2003 07:28:28 -0400, "Arny Krueger"
wrote:

"Thine Deville" wrote in message
n.net
On Mon, 21 Jul 2003 06:43:21 -0400, "Arny Krueger"
wrote:

The

Up at the crack, as usual.

Official sunrise was about 30 minutes earlier. Try to get a clue.
You're supposed to be Lord of the Earth and you don't even know when
the sun rises.

The actual sunrise time in Detroit this morning was either 6:13 or
6:14, depending on which source you use.

Your first post this morning was at least an hour earlier.

Shhh! The Devil obviously didn't know!

On Mon, 21 Jul 2003 09:34:05 -0400, "Arny Krueger"
wrote:

"dave weil" wrote in message

On Mon, 21 Jul 2003 07:28:28 -0400, "Arny Krueger"
wrote:

"Thine Deville" wrote in message
n.net
On Mon, 21 Jul 2003 06:43:21 -0400, "Arny Krueger"
wrote:

The

Up at the crack, as usual.

Official sunrise was about 30 minutes earlier. Try to get a clue.
You're supposed to be Lord of the Earth and you don't even know when
the sun rises.

The actual sunrise time in Detroit this morning was either 6:13 or
6:14, depending on which source you use.

Your first post this morning was at least an hour earlier.

Shhh! The Devil obviously didn't know!

Isn't at *all* obvious. In fact, I've been told that The Devil knew
what you were going to post before you even posted it. His Evil Plan
is in play...

BTW, we get an earlier sunrise here - 30 minutes local time earlier,
as a matter of fact.

"MiNe 109" wrote in message

In article ,
"Arny Krueger" wrote:

"MiNe 109" wrote in message

In article ,
"Arny Krueger" wrote:

"Thine Deville" wrote in message
n.net
On Mon, 21 Jul 2003 06:43:21 -0400, "Arny Krueger"
wrote:

The

Up at the crack, as usual.

Official sunrise was about 30 minutes earlier. Try to get a clue.
You're supposed to be Lord of the Earth and you don't even know
when the sun rises.



Are you sure that's what he meant?

Why don't you explain it to us in detail, Stephen?

What you're sure of? No thanks.

Abject cowardice noted.

MiNe 109 said to ****-for-Brains:

Are you sure that's what he meant?

Why don't you explain it to us in detail, Stephen?

What you're sure of? No thanks.

I think we should make a list.

1. Everybody who has ever argued with Krooger is a proven liar.
Also, everybody who may ever argue with Krooger in the future is a
proven liar.

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George M. Middius wrote:

MiNe 109 said to ****-for-Brains:

Are you sure that's what he meant?

Why don't you explain it to us in detail, Stephen?

What you're sure of? No thanks.

I think we should make a list.

1. Everybody who has ever argued with Krooger is a proven liar.
Also, everybody who may ever argue with Krooger in the future is a
proven liar.

2. The enemy of my enemy is my... wait, they're all my enemies.

Stephen

"MiNe 109" wrote in message


In article ,
"Arny Krueger" wrote:

"MiNe 109" wrote in message


In article ,
George M. Middius wrote:

MiNe 109 said to ****-for-Brains:

Are you sure that's what he meant?

Why don't you explain it to us in detail, Stephen?

What you're sure of? No thanks.

I think we should make a list.

1. Everybody who has ever argued with Krooger is a proven liar.
Also, everybody who may ever argue with Krooger in the future is a
proven liar.

2. The enemy of my enemy is my... wait, they're all my enemies.

3. A fool and his foolishness are never parted.

Not bad for a first try at Krooglish.

Since everything I write defines what Krooglish is, there are no first
tries. Each and every expression that is posted is a true and finished
product.

You've got the fractured
aphorism, but it's weakened by redundantly ascribing foolishness to a
fool.

That isn't the point. The point is obviously way over your head, Stephen.
Hint, look at "...are never parted". If you think for a couple of weeks even
you might get it. I'll explain it further, below. So don't explode quite
yet.

Also, the grammar follows the original too closely.

Which is strongly related to the point. The closer you follow the original,
the greater the surprise when you enter the fractured zone. The
"foolishness" slips by because it resembles the word fool. So the listener
is caught almost totally unawares when the word "never" comes by. The
surprise hits about 0.3 seconds after the period for a person with IQ 115 or
above. Job well done if I do say so myself.

Mix it up, and add some typos for emphasis.

Only necessary when there isn't enough brilliance. Judging by the shade of
green apparent in your writing Stephen, there was plenty of brilliance. But
this is me writing, so what do you expect?

3. Like a fool and his mOney arn't parted, lOts! LOL! ;-(

Yecch! and oh by the way, highly derivative. I'd say try again Stephen but
based on past experience you aren't capable of anything better so stuff it.

Or you could testify ironically, like Steve Martin:

4. I believe in equality, equality for everyone, no matter how stupid
they are, or how much better I am than they are.

Did Steve actually make this up? He's quoted as saying it, but he doesn't
employ writers, does he?

add ironic tone of voice towards the end of the sentence and imagine a very
big grin.

Make it Orwellian: Doctorates bad! PhDs better!

Good one but Orwell was a pro. Actually Orwell never was. "George Orwell"
was a pseudonym for Eric Arthur Blair. No matter, this aphorism seems to be
operative among my kids. PhDs yes (2), Doctors no (0).

You could paraphrase yourself, but clean it up and make it punchy:

5. When a man reaches a certain age, nothing kick-starts the libido
like buying the wife a station wagon.

Google doesn't find it on the web. Does that mean it's original? Sounds like
Jack Benny. If it's original , the *Doctor* (or is that PhD or is that
perpetual PhD candidate?) should cure himself. It's out of date - replace
"station wagon" with "minivan" See guidance, above...

;-)