Be it known that when my new Showroom is completed we will have a complete
Swedish Bathroom Fixture Ensemble for display, which will be working and
fully functional.

We have been appointed agents for the IntiMist Personal Cleansing System
by the U.S. Distributor in Chicago, a Mr. Sandman. We will also have the
traditional Bidet with thermostatically protected feminine hygiene and
lower colonic health functionality on display in our Showroom. This works
like PowerGuard on the incomparable Mcintosh power amplifier, removing out
of band spectral impurities and preventing scent overload which damages
cloth, nasal passages, and wallpaper.

Special invitation will be extended to Margaret at the appropriate time,
of course.