dickie, what would you do if you didn't have Arnii Krooger's butt to smooch?

Also, why do you keep inventing new netnyms? You were just as nasty when you
used to post under your own name. Did you go undercover because even then, back
in '99, the authorities were after you and you didn't want to leave any trail at
all?

One more thing. An RAOer emailed Pierced Dick to ask about you. Guess what? He
said he didn't know who you were. He didn't know you used to follow him around
the same way you follow Arnii around now. He didn't know that you use those
silly names like torrie****s and toony lobro. But you brag about your devotion
to Pierced Dick. Is one of you lying? Are you both terribly confused? Is there
any brain damage involved? What will you do when Arnii finally turns on you?