Hey, I just got some strange purple colored laser pointers last week
at a little Chinese shop in the village. They had lots of strange
little furry animals in cages there. Noisy little buggers. The old man
made me a deal on a big box of the laser pointers I couldn't resist,
free!! He said they were powered by "dark energy" or somethin Weird. I
pointed two of them at the Sun last week and now its got two BIG black
spots on it!! Neat huh! Think I'll try out a bunch of them this week,
going to put a tic-tac-toe pattern on the Sun this time. Better get
out your dark glasses guys!

Hey!! Who called the Cops! Thats not nice!

I woke up this morning to two big dark limos in the driveway and 8
gorillas ...
err... I mean 8 well dressed heavyset respectible government
employees in dark suits, overpolished Gucci's, and dark glasses on my
doorstep. Said I had to give the gizmo-stuff back or they would arrest
me. Claimed some little gremlins stole the stuff. That only the big
boys get to play with THOSE kind of toys. Likely story! "bleepin"
"bleep" holes! Hey, I was just startin to have some FUN with that dark
energy stuff! Now why can't the government send 8 gorgeous girls out
to put on a little ch-arm twisting for a change? (I know, I don't pay
enough taxes and they already work for the congressional dudes.) Well,
I have to confess, I'm not really all THAT upset about this whole
episode. When I went to get the box of gizmos, I noticed one of them
little furry critters hidin down in the corner of the box, chewin on
what looked like the batteries out of one of them laser pointers. I
had this overwhelming sense come over me that somethin really -
REALLY!! B-A-D-D-D-D!!! was cookin up down in there! So I guess I
should be grateful they carted off that box in their limo trunk.
Probably drove all the way back to D.C.. Still.., wouldn't bother me
a bit if they somehow managed to accidentally step those annoying
shiny shoes in some stinkin dog "bleep" later that day! I bet they're
gonna be in for S-H-O-O-M-E SURPRISE!!! when they open up THAT trunk!!

I am quite surprized they didn't flash a neurolyzer at you so you'd forget
the whole thing. Or, perhaps they did, and this is a false memory they
implanted in you.

Say hello to Will Smith for me next time you see him. If you happen to
remember...

Sun Blowing Up??

Hey, what's this? I don't remember posting this stuff. I feel like I'm
lost in space somehow.

Doctor Smith....?, sounds familiar somehow.... Where's Robbi?

DANGER Will Robinson! DANGER! The Sun is going Postal! We've got
to get
back to the ship immediately!

Huh..!, now you tell me! "bleep! bleep! and bleepedy bleep!" Get
us out
of here, right now!!

smoking-amp wrote:
Sun Blowing Up??

Hey, what's this? I don't remember posting this stuff. I feel like I'm
lost in space somehow.

Doctor Smith....?, sounds familiar somehow.... Where's Robbi?

DANGER Will Robinson! DANGER! The Sun is going Postal! We've got
to get
back to the ship immediately!

Huh..!, now you tell me! "bleep! bleep! and bleepedy bleep!" Get
us out
of here, right now!!

Hahaha! You're a funny guy. Thanks for the bright spot in the newsgroup,
even if you did ruin the sun, ya rotter!

Cheers,
Science Officer Fred
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even if you did ruin the sun, ya rotter!

Cheers,
Science Officer Fred

Aye, aye, captain! Soon as I can get these little furry gremlins back
in their cages and the crew stops tossing "bleep" bombs at each other.
I'll have the anti-matter drive back on line in no time, and we can
get back to exploring the alien tube sector. Captain...., I think we
might be runnin low on EC8020s by the way. Better transport up the
last ones from Earth before they're all gone.

Scotty here

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Hey!! Who called the Cops! Thats not nice!

I woke up this morning to two big dark limos in the driveway and 8
gorillas ...
err... I mean 8 well dressed heavyset respectible government
employees in dark suits, overpolished Gucci's, and dark glasses on my
doorstep.

*ringg* *ringg* PICK UP THE PHONE!!! AGENTS!!

Tim

--
"That's for the courts to decide." - Homer Simpson
Website @ http://webpages.charter.net/dawill/tmoranwms

Hey!! Who called the Cops! Thats not nice!


*ringg* *ringg* PICK UP THE PHONE!!! AGENTS!!

Tim

Agents! Agents who? I'm on the no call list, can't wait to sue!

(rhymes nice anyway) Probably one of those darn political agents that
want you to vote for somethin. Oh well, Agents who?

Captain...., I think we
might be runnin low on EC8020s by the way. Better transport up the
last ones from Earth before they're all gone.

Scotty here

Hi Scotty, Kirk here,

Yea, those replicator tubes sound like crap don't they. Just like the
coffee. I'll see what I can do, pull some strings at Federation
headquarters maybe. I don't think they'll go for more Klingon boat
anchors though, have to find somethin better to trade. I know some of
the officals are leaning toward the Big Tube theory now that the Big
Bang theory as been discredited, might be a start. Maybe could get
some secret backing for a trip to the Forbidden Tube Empire, research
- you know. Would have to use the banned cloaking technology to get
there. At least no-one would suspect an Admiral's ship to be carrying
contraband tubes when we return. Of course, the Admiral will want his
cut of the action too. I'll talk to you later when we're on a more
secure channel. Spock might catch wind of this, then all hell would
break out. You know him, his tin ear can't tell the difference between
NOS and Klingon crap.

Over and out, Kirk

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Agents! Agents who?

You know, there is no spoon, an' all that.

Tim

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"That's for the courts to decide." - Homer Simpson
Website @ http://webpages.charter.net/dawill/tmoranwms

You know, there is no spoon, an' all that.

Tim

Oh yeah, yeah. The Matrix, Neo and the spoon boy. I'm a little behind
on my movie info I'm afraid. Was thinking the X..Y..Z.... files, the
show that never ends!

Sorry, Scottie, those were sold on Ebay two weeks ago. would some
used 6al5's do? Can't get rid of those....


(smoking-amp) wrote:

even if you did ruin the sun, ya rotter!

Cheers,
Science Officer Fred

Aye, aye, captain! Soon as I can get these little furry gremlins back
in their cages and the crew stops tossing "bleep" bombs at each other.
I'll have the anti-matter drive back on line in no time, and we can
get back to exploring the alien tube sector. Captain...., I think we
might be runnin low on EC8020s by the way. Better transport up the
last ones from Earth before they're all gone.

Scotty here

Bob H.

Just grab that plate in one hand, the chassis in the other,
and FEEL the power of tube audio!!!
(not literally, of course, just kidding. DON'T DO THAT!)