The Plumber wrote:


George M. Middius wrote:

Not so fast, Sander. Arnii received his first genuine science research
contract because of his expertiese„¢ in all things fecal. His assignment is
to refine a detailed specification for the Anal Rictus Amplifier and
execute a prototype. The only proviso in his contract is the directive to
use as much you-know-what as possible. When and if Krooger finishes
building this, uh, crapping-edge design, he and Thing will be able, at
long last, to deliver fully transistorized rim jobs to anybody who wants
them. Naturally, they'll be working together closely during the R&D phase
of the contract. So let's wish Arnii well in his long-delayed career in
the nether regions of audio.

Krooger should make a new life in Japan. Plenty of sounds-the-same
audio equipment, a strong cultural interest in scatalogical
pornography, school girl knickers available on tap etc...



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I lay pipe...




Would that slso include harakiri to satisfy the many requests that will pour in
upon his arrival?


Bruce J. Richman