Would an Alesis RA-150 work ok with Yamaha NS1000M speakers?

Bob

--
I work real hard but I don't have much fun. I need medication but I don't
know which one.

sycochkn wrote:
Would an Alesis RA-150 work ok with Yamaha NS1000M speakers?

No, the RA-150 sounds bad no matter what load you put on it.
--scott
--
"C'est un Nagra. C'est suisse, et tres, tres precis."

sycochkn wrote:
Would an Alesis RA-150 work ok with Yamaha NS1000M speakers?

No, the RA-150 sounds bad no matter what load you put on it.
--scott
--
"C'est un Nagra. C'est suisse, et tres, tres precis."

Scott

What would you recommend, under 1000 dollars. 100 watts per channel would
probably be about the right size.

Bob.

"Scott Dorsey" wrote in message
...
sycochkn wrote:
Would an Alesis RA-150 work ok with Yamaha NS1000M speakers?

No, the RA-150 sounds bad no matter what load you put on it.
--scott
--
"C'est un Nagra. C'est suisse, et tres, tres precis."

Scott

What would you recommend, under 1000 dollars. 100 watts per channel would
probably be about the right size.

Bob.

"Scott Dorsey" wrote in message
...
sycochkn wrote:
Would an Alesis RA-150 work ok with Yamaha NS1000M speakers?

No, the RA-150 sounds bad no matter what load you put on it.
--scott
--
"C'est un Nagra. C'est suisse, et tres, tres precis."

sycochkn wrote:

What would you recommend, under 1000 dollars. 100 watts per channel would
probably be about the right size.

Do you need level controls and balanced inputs? If so, look at the low end
Hafler models. Even the cheap Chinese ones that Hafler makes will be a big
step up from the Alesis. If you don't, consider mid-grade home stereo amps
like the offerings from Adcom and Parasound... you get a lot more for the
dollar but you don't get balanced inputs. And these should be way, way
under a thousand dollars. For a thousand you should even be able to find
a used Aragon.
--scott
--
"C'est un Nagra. C'est suisse, et tres, tres precis."

sycochkn wrote:

What would you recommend, under 1000 dollars. 100 watts per channel would
probably be about the right size.

Do you need level controls and balanced inputs? If so, look at the low end
Hafler models. Even the cheap Chinese ones that Hafler makes will be a big
step up from the Alesis. If you don't, consider mid-grade home stereo amps
like the offerings from Adcom and Parasound... you get a lot more for the
dollar but you don't get balanced inputs. And these should be way, way
under a thousand dollars. For a thousand you should even be able to find
a used Aragon.
--scott
--
"C'est un Nagra. C'est suisse, et tres, tres precis."

"sycochkn" wrote in message
k.net...

Would an Alesis RA-150 work ok with Yamaha NS1000M speakers?

Let me phrase it this way: it won't be any worse with the Yamahas than it is
with everything else.

Peace,
Paul

"sycochkn" wrote in message
k.net...

Would an Alesis RA-150 work ok with Yamaha NS1000M speakers?

Let me phrase it this way: it won't be any worse with the Yamahas than it is
with everything else.

Peace,
Paul

"sycochkn" wrote in message
nk.net...

What would you recommend, under 1000 dollars. 100 watts per channel would
probably be about the right size.

Hafler P3000.

Peace,
Paul

"sycochkn" wrote in message
nk.net...

What would you recommend, under 1000 dollars. 100 watts per channel would
probably be about the right size.

Hafler P3000.

Peace,
Paul

I can tell you from a lot of first hand experience, the NS1000M's need a really sweet sounding
amp to sound their best. Among solid state amps, I would very strongly recommend an old
McIntosh MC2105($700-900 avg price) or MC2505($450-800 avg), with second place recommendation
to the Nakamichi Stasis amps, PA-5($350-450 avg.), PA-7($600-700 avg), PA-5AII($550-750 avg) or
PA-7AII($900-1100 avg). The beryllium mids & tweeters are extremely low distortion & extremely
fast, but this does mean that they are *extremely* revealing of deficiencies in the driving
electronics. If you don't mind a slight sacrifice in bass tightness/punch, I'd even more
strongly recommend a good tube amp, such as a conrad-johnson MV-52($800-$1200 avg) or Premier
4($600-1000 avg), or McIntosh MC225($700-1200 avg), pair of MC30's($900-1400/pr avg) or
MC40's($900-1400/pr avg).

--
Stephen Sank, Owner & Ribbon Mic Restorer
Talking Dog Transducer Company
http://stephensank.com
5517 Carmelita Drive N.E.
Albuquerque, New Mexico [87111]
505-332-0336
Auth. Nakamichi & McIntosh servicer
Payments preferred through Paypal.com
"sycochkn" wrote in message
k.net...
Would an Alesis RA-150 work ok with Yamaha NS1000M speakers?

Bob

--
I work real hard but I don't have much fun. I need medication but I don't
know which one.

I can tell you from a lot of first hand experience, the NS1000M's need a really sweet sounding
amp to sound their best. Among solid state amps, I would very strongly recommend an old
McIntosh MC2105($700-900 avg price) or MC2505($450-800 avg), with second place recommendation
to the Nakamichi Stasis amps, PA-5($350-450 avg.), PA-7($600-700 avg), PA-5AII($550-750 avg) or
PA-7AII($900-1100 avg). The beryllium mids & tweeters are extremely low distortion & extremely
fast, but this does mean that they are *extremely* revealing of deficiencies in the driving
electronics. If you don't mind a slight sacrifice in bass tightness/punch, I'd even more
strongly recommend a good tube amp, such as a conrad-johnson MV-52($800-$1200 avg) or Premier
4($600-1000 avg), or McIntosh MC225($700-1200 avg), pair of MC30's($900-1400/pr avg) or
MC40's($900-1400/pr avg).

--
Stephen Sank, Owner & Ribbon Mic Restorer
Talking Dog Transducer Company
http://stephensank.com
5517 Carmelita Drive N.E.
Albuquerque, New Mexico [87111]
505-332-0336
Auth. Nakamichi & McIntosh servicer
Payments preferred through Paypal.com
"sycochkn" wrote in message
k.net...
Would an Alesis RA-150 work ok with Yamaha NS1000M speakers?

Bob

--
I work real hard but I don't have much fun. I need medication but I don't
know which one.

sycochkn wrote:

What would you recommend, under 1000 dollars. 100 watts per channel would
probably be about the right size.

Hafler P3000 from Jerry Delgado at EAR in Phoenix AZ would consume less
than half of that. Heck, you might even get a 9505 with that much money.

--
ha

sycochkn wrote:

What would you recommend, under 1000 dollars. 100 watts per channel would
probably be about the right size.

Hafler P3000 from Jerry Delgado at EAR in Phoenix AZ would consume less
than half of that. Heck, you might even get a 9505 with that much money.

--
ha

"Scott Dorsey"
sycochkn

Would an Alesis RA-150 work ok with Yamaha NS1000M speakers?

No, the RA-150 sounds bad no matter what load you put on it.



** Got any LM301s inside it ??


WARNING:

Take no notice whatever of this Dorsey prick - he is a grade A technical
ignoramus.

Plus a **** awful teller of lies.




........... Phil

"Scott Dorsey"
sycochkn

Would an Alesis RA-150 work ok with Yamaha NS1000M speakers?

No, the RA-150 sounds bad no matter what load you put on it.



** Got any LM301s inside it ??


WARNING:

Take no notice whatever of this Dorsey prick - he is a grade A technical
ignoramus.

Plus a **** awful teller of lies.




........... Phil

"sycochkn"

Would an Alesis RA-150 work ok with Yamaha NS1000M speakers?




** Yes, as would almost any other modern SS hi-fi amplifier.




............. Phil

"sycochkn"

Would an Alesis RA-150 work ok with Yamaha NS1000M speakers?




** Yes, as would almost any other modern SS hi-fi amplifier.




............. Phil

"Phil Allison" wrote:

"sycochkn" wrote:
Would an Alesis RA-150 work ok with Yamaha NS1000M speakers?

** Yes, as would almost any other modern SS hi-fi amplifier.

............ Phil

So there we have our definitive answer; Phil Allison endorses the Alesis RA-150
as a useful amplifier. I think we can measure the rest of his judgements by
this particular post. Sorry Phil, you lose on this one.

The Alesis RA-150 was Alesis' pathetic attempt to design an amp in-house, so
they wouldn't hafta keep paying royalties to the outside designer of the RA-100.
While the RA-100 wasn't the worlds greatest amp, it wouldn't destroy everything
around it if it went out (which rarely happened). The Alesis-designed amps are
considered a joke by the rest of the audio industry.

And no, Phil, I'm not gonna get into a name calling match with you. It would be
a waste of my time.

Harvey Gerst
Indian Trail Recording Studio
http://www.ITRstudio.com/

"Phil Allison" wrote:

"sycochkn" wrote:
Would an Alesis RA-150 work ok with Yamaha NS1000M speakers?

** Yes, as would almost any other modern SS hi-fi amplifier.

............ Phil

So there we have our definitive answer; Phil Allison endorses the Alesis RA-150
as a useful amplifier. I think we can measure the rest of his judgements by
this particular post. Sorry Phil, you lose on this one.

The Alesis RA-150 was Alesis' pathetic attempt to design an amp in-house, so
they wouldn't hafta keep paying royalties to the outside designer of the RA-100.
While the RA-100 wasn't the worlds greatest amp, it wouldn't destroy everything
around it if it went out (which rarely happened). The Alesis-designed amps are
considered a joke by the rest of the audio industry.

And no, Phil, I'm not gonna get into a name calling match with you. It would be
a waste of my time.

Harvey Gerst
Indian Trail Recording Studio
http://www.ITRstudio.com/

"Phil Allison" wrote in message

"Scott Dorsey"
sycochkn

Would an Alesis RA-150 work ok with Yamaha NS1000M speakers?

No, the RA-150 sounds bad no matter what load you put on it.

** Got any LM301s inside it ??

If its anything like a RA-100, its all discrete transistors.

"Phil Allison" wrote in message

"Scott Dorsey"
sycochkn

Would an Alesis RA-150 work ok with Yamaha NS1000M speakers?

No, the RA-150 sounds bad no matter what load you put on it.

** Got any LM301s inside it ??

If its anything like a RA-100, its all discrete transistors.

"Arny Krueger"
"Phil Allison"
sycochkn

Would an Alesis RA-150 work ok with Yamaha NS1000M speakers?

No, the RA-150 sounds bad no matter what load you put on it.

** Got any LM301s inside it ??

If its anything like a RA-100, its all discrete transistors.



** Arny missed the joke.




............ Phil

"Arny Krueger"
"Phil Allison"
sycochkn

Would an Alesis RA-150 work ok with Yamaha NS1000M speakers?

No, the RA-150 sounds bad no matter what load you put on it.

** Got any LM301s inside it ??

If its anything like a RA-100, its all discrete transistors.



** Arny missed the joke.




............ Phil

"Harvey Gerst"
"Phil Allison"

"sycochkn" wrote:
Would an Alesis RA-150 work ok with Yamaha NS1000M speakers?

** Yes, as would almost any other modern SS hi-fi amplifier.


So there we have our definitive answer; Phil Allison endorses the Alesis
RA-150
as a useful amplifier. I think we can measure the rest of his judgements
by
this particular post. Sorry Phil, you lose on this one.


** No - you lose you pig arrogant asshole.

One again you prove how you have no evidence to back up your idiotic
opinions.



The Alesis RA-150 was Alesis' pathetic attempt to design an amp in-house,
so
they wouldn't hafta keep paying royalties to the outside designer of the
RA-100.
While the RA-100 wasn't the worlds greatest amp, it wouldn't destroy
everything
around it if it went out (which rarely happened). The Alesis-designed
amps are
considered a joke by the rest of the audio industry.



** You, Mike and Scott are not the ****ing audio industry.

All three of you are full of bull**** - never one fact.


And no, Phil, I'm not gonna get into a name calling match with you.



** No - like some crazed, cowardly terrorist you shoot and run.





........... Phil

"Harvey Gerst"
"Phil Allison"

"sycochkn" wrote:
Would an Alesis RA-150 work ok with Yamaha NS1000M speakers?

** Yes, as would almost any other modern SS hi-fi amplifier.


So there we have our definitive answer; Phil Allison endorses the Alesis
RA-150
as a useful amplifier. I think we can measure the rest of his judgements
by
this particular post. Sorry Phil, you lose on this one.


** No - you lose you pig arrogant asshole.

One again you prove how you have no evidence to back up your idiotic
opinions.



The Alesis RA-150 was Alesis' pathetic attempt to design an amp in-house,
so
they wouldn't hafta keep paying royalties to the outside designer of the
RA-100.
While the RA-100 wasn't the worlds greatest amp, it wouldn't destroy
everything
around it if it went out (which rarely happened). The Alesis-designed
amps are
considered a joke by the rest of the audio industry.



** You, Mike and Scott are not the ****ing audio industry.

All three of you are full of bull**** - never one fact.


And no, Phil, I'm not gonna get into a name calling match with you.



** No - like some crazed, cowardly terrorist you shoot and run.





........... Phil

"Phil Allison" wrote:


"Harvey Gerst"
"Phil Allison"

"sycochkn" wrote:
Would an Alesis RA-150 work ok with Yamaha NS1000M speakers?

** Yes, as would almost any other modern SS hi-fi amplifier.


So there we have our definitive answer; Phil Allison endorses the Alesis
RA-150
as a useful amplifier. I think we can measure the rest of his judgements
by
this particular post. Sorry Phil, you lose on this one.

** No - you lose you pig arrogant asshole.

One again you prove how you have no evidence to back up your idiotic
opinions.

The Alesis RA-150 was Alesis' pathetic attempt to design an amp in-house,
so
they wouldn't hafta keep paying royalties to the outside designer of the
RA-100.
While the RA-100 wasn't the worlds greatest amp, it wouldn't destroy
everything
around it if it went out (which rarely happened). The Alesis-designed
amps are
considered a joke by the rest of the audio industry.

** You, Mike and Scott are not the ****ing audio industry.

All three of you are full of bull**** - never one fact.

And no, Phil, I'm not gonna get into a name calling match with you.

** No - like some crazed, cowardly terrorist you shoot and run.

........... Phil

Yeah,yeah, you're right, Phil.
Phil is always right.
Phil is never wrong.
Except when he's wrong, and even then, he's right.
Phil is always right.

God, what a lame ass bitch you've become. Your pointed little barbs are
becoming so predictable. Can't you at least come up with some new invectives?
I mean really, just "pig, parrot, ****, arrogant, asshole, crazed, cowardly,
terrorist, bull****" over and over?

Come on man, be a little more inventive. Be a little unique (unlike most of
your circuits). Let's see some creative **** from you for a change, not the
same old tired dribble. Try it, it's easy. I'll show you:

We all know your elevator doesn't go to the top floor.
You're a few crayons short of a full box.
The light's on upstairs, but nobody's home.
Listen, you can hear the wind whistling thru Phil's head.
Phil gives idiots a bad name.

Q:How many Phils does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:None, Phil prefers to stay in the dark about everything.

Q:What did Phil get on his Engineering test?
Arool.

Q:What's the difference between a hooker and a Ferrari?
A:Phil has never been inside a Ferrari.

Q:What's the difference between Phil and a dead skunk in the road?
A:Skid marks in front of the skunk.

Q:What does it mean when a brown spot appears on Phil's forehead?
A:It means Phil is one quart low on ****.

See how easy it is? Come on Phil, try a little harder. Now I know someone's
gonna hafta explain some of the big words I used (and some of the jokes), so
I'll give you a few days to respond.

Hint: There are many on-line "dic·tion·ar·ies".

Harvey Gerst
Indian Trail Recording Studio
http://www.ITRstudio.com/

"Phil Allison" wrote:


"Harvey Gerst"
"Phil Allison"

"sycochkn" wrote:
Would an Alesis RA-150 work ok with Yamaha NS1000M speakers?

** Yes, as would almost any other modern SS hi-fi amplifier.


So there we have our definitive answer; Phil Allison endorses the Alesis
RA-150
as a useful amplifier. I think we can measure the rest of his judgements
by
this particular post. Sorry Phil, you lose on this one.

** No - you lose you pig arrogant asshole.

One again you prove how you have no evidence to back up your idiotic
opinions.

The Alesis RA-150 was Alesis' pathetic attempt to design an amp in-house,
so
they wouldn't hafta keep paying royalties to the outside designer of the
RA-100.
While the RA-100 wasn't the worlds greatest amp, it wouldn't destroy
everything
around it if it went out (which rarely happened). The Alesis-designed
amps are
considered a joke by the rest of the audio industry.

** You, Mike and Scott are not the ****ing audio industry.

All three of you are full of bull**** - never one fact.

And no, Phil, I'm not gonna get into a name calling match with you.

** No - like some crazed, cowardly terrorist you shoot and run.

........... Phil

Yeah,yeah, you're right, Phil.
Phil is always right.
Phil is never wrong.
Except when he's wrong, and even then, he's right.
Phil is always right.

God, what a lame ass bitch you've become. Your pointed little barbs are
becoming so predictable. Can't you at least come up with some new invectives?
I mean really, just "pig, parrot, ****, arrogant, asshole, crazed, cowardly,
terrorist, bull****" over and over?

Come on man, be a little more inventive. Be a little unique (unlike most of
your circuits). Let's see some creative **** from you for a change, not the
same old tired dribble. Try it, it's easy. I'll show you:

We all know your elevator doesn't go to the top floor.
You're a few crayons short of a full box.
The light's on upstairs, but nobody's home.
Listen, you can hear the wind whistling thru Phil's head.
Phil gives idiots a bad name.

Q:How many Phils does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:None, Phil prefers to stay in the dark about everything.

Q:What did Phil get on his Engineering test?
Arool.

Q:What's the difference between a hooker and a Ferrari?
A:Phil has never been inside a Ferrari.

Q:What's the difference between Phil and a dead skunk in the road?
A:Skid marks in front of the skunk.

Q:What does it mean when a brown spot appears on Phil's forehead?
A:It means Phil is one quart low on ****.

See how easy it is? Come on Phil, try a little harder. Now I know someone's
gonna hafta explain some of the big words I used (and some of the jokes), so
I'll give you a few days to respond.

Hint: There are many on-line "dic·tion·ar·ies".

Harvey Gerst
Indian Trail Recording Studio
http://www.ITRstudio.com/

"Harvey Gerst"
"Phil Allison"


And no, Phil, I'm not gonna get into a name calling match with you.

** No - like some crazed, cowardly terrorist you shoot and run.

........... Phil



** So Harvey goes and does JUST what he said he would not do.



Yeah,yeah, you're right, Phil.
Phil is always right.
Phil is never wrong.
Except when he's wrong, and even then, he's right.
Phil is always right.

God, what a lame ass bitch you've become. Your pointed little barbs are
becoming so predictable. Can't you at least come up with some new
invectives?
I mean really, just "pig, parrot, ****, arrogant, asshole, crazed,
cowardly,
terrorist, bull****" over and over?

Come on man, be a little more inventive. Be a little unique (unlike most
of
your circuits). Let's see some creative **** from you for a change, not
the
same old tired dribble. Try it, it's easy. I'll show you:

We all know your elevator doesn't go to the top floor.
You're a few crayons short of a full box.
The light's on upstairs, but nobody's home.
Listen, you can hear the wind whistling thru Phil's head.
Phil gives idiots a bad name.

Q:How many Phils does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:None, Phil prefers to stay in the dark about everything.

Q:What did Phil get on his Engineering test?
Arool.

Q:What's the difference between a hooker and a Ferrari?
A:Phil has never been inside a Ferrari.

Q:What's the difference between Phil and a dead skunk in the road?
A:Skid marks in front of the skunk.

Q:What does it mean when a brown spot appears on Phil's forehead?
A:It means Phil is one quart low on ****.

See how easy it is? Come on Phil, try a little harder. Now I know
someone's
gonna hafta explain some of the big words I used (and some of the jokes),
so
I'll give you a few days to respond.

Hint: There are many on-line "dic·tion·ar·ies".



** Thanks for publicly proving that Harvey Gerst is yet another drug
****ed, pathological asshole running a crap studio.

Hundreds out there - just like him.





................ Phil

"Harvey Gerst"
"Phil Allison"


And no, Phil, I'm not gonna get into a name calling match with you.

** No - like some crazed, cowardly terrorist you shoot and run.

........... Phil



** So Harvey goes and does JUST what he said he would not do.



Yeah,yeah, you're right, Phil.
Phil is always right.
Phil is never wrong.
Except when he's wrong, and even then, he's right.
Phil is always right.

God, what a lame ass bitch you've become. Your pointed little barbs are
becoming so predictable. Can't you at least come up with some new
invectives?
I mean really, just "pig, parrot, ****, arrogant, asshole, crazed,
cowardly,
terrorist, bull****" over and over?

Come on man, be a little more inventive. Be a little unique (unlike most
of
your circuits). Let's see some creative **** from you for a change, not
the
same old tired dribble. Try it, it's easy. I'll show you:

We all know your elevator doesn't go to the top floor.
You're a few crayons short of a full box.
The light's on upstairs, but nobody's home.
Listen, you can hear the wind whistling thru Phil's head.
Phil gives idiots a bad name.

Q:How many Phils does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:None, Phil prefers to stay in the dark about everything.

Q:What did Phil get on his Engineering test?
Arool.

Q:What's the difference between a hooker and a Ferrari?
A:Phil has never been inside a Ferrari.

Q:What's the difference between Phil and a dead skunk in the road?
A:Skid marks in front of the skunk.

Q:What does it mean when a brown spot appears on Phil's forehead?
A:It means Phil is one quart low on ****.

See how easy it is? Come on Phil, try a little harder. Now I know
someone's
gonna hafta explain some of the big words I used (and some of the jokes),
so
I'll give you a few days to respond.

Hint: There are many on-line "dic·tion·ar·ies".



** Thanks for publicly proving that Harvey Gerst is yet another drug
****ed, pathological asshole running a crap studio.

Hundreds out there - just like him.





................ Phil

"Phil Allison" wrote:


"Harvey Gerst"
"Phil Allison"


And no, Phil, I'm not gonna get into a name calling match with you.

** No - like some crazed, cowardly terrorist you shoot and run.

........... Phil

** So Harvey goes and does JUST what he said he would not do.

Why run when I obviously shot a bullseye, or in your case, an asshole that
forgot to wipe and left an easy target?

Yeah,yeah, you're right, Phil.
Phil is always right.
Phil is never wrong.
Except when he's wrong, and even then, he's right.
Phil is always right.

God, what a lame ass bitch you've become. Your pointed little barbs are
becoming so predictable. Can't you at least come up with some new
invectives?
I mean really, just "pig, parrot, ****, arrogant, asshole, crazed,
cowardly,
terrorist, bull****" over and over?

Come on man, be a little more inventive. Be a little unique (unlike most
of
your circuits). Let's see some creative **** from you for a change, not
the
same old tired dribble. Try it, it's easy. I'll show you:

We all know your elevator doesn't go to the top floor.
You're a few crayons short of a full box.
The light's on upstairs, but nobody's home.
Listen, you can hear the wind whistling thru Phil's head.
Phil gives idiots a bad name.

Q:How many Phils does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:None, Phil prefers to stay in the dark about everything.

Q:What did Phil get on his Engineering test?
Arool.

Q:What's the difference between a hooker and a Ferrari?
A:Phil has never been inside a Ferrari.

Q:What's the difference between Phil and a dead skunk in the road?
A:Skid marks in front of the skunk.

Q:What does it mean when a brown spot appears on Phil's forehead?
A:It means Phil is one quart low on ****.

See how easy it is? Come on Phil, try a little harder. Now I know
someone's
gonna hafta explain some of the big words I used (and some of the jokes),
so
I'll give you a few days to respond.

Hint: There are many on-line "dic·tion·ar·ies".

** Thanks for publicly proving that Harvey Gerst is yet another drug
****ed, pathological asshole running a crap studio.

Hundreds out there - just like him.

............... Phil

Phil, Phil, how sad. The same words over and over: "drug, ****ed, pathological,
asshole, crap". Same old, same old. Please Phil, get a life, or at least get a
vocabulary. How are we ever going to appreciate the poignent barbs of your
sharpened, rapier-like wit, if you insist on dredging up the same tired cliche
phrases? How can I engage in a proper battle of wits with you when you show up
only half armed?

There once was a dummy named Phil
Quite limited in what he could say.
Though he thought himself smart,
His best sound was a fart,
And the folks here just laughed him away.

Harvey Gerst
Indian Trail Recording Studio
http://www.ITRstudio.com/

"Phil Allison" wrote:


"Harvey Gerst"
"Phil Allison"


And no, Phil, I'm not gonna get into a name calling match with you.

** No - like some crazed, cowardly terrorist you shoot and run.

........... Phil

** So Harvey goes and does JUST what he said he would not do.

Why run when I obviously shot a bullseye, or in your case, an asshole that
forgot to wipe and left an easy target?

Yeah,yeah, you're right, Phil.
Phil is always right.
Phil is never wrong.
Except when he's wrong, and even then, he's right.
Phil is always right.

God, what a lame ass bitch you've become. Your pointed little barbs are
becoming so predictable. Can't you at least come up with some new
invectives?
I mean really, just "pig, parrot, ****, arrogant, asshole, crazed,
cowardly,
terrorist, bull****" over and over?

Come on man, be a little more inventive. Be a little unique (unlike most
of
your circuits). Let's see some creative **** from you for a change, not
the
same old tired dribble. Try it, it's easy. I'll show you:

We all know your elevator doesn't go to the top floor.
You're a few crayons short of a full box.
The light's on upstairs, but nobody's home.
Listen, you can hear the wind whistling thru Phil's head.
Phil gives idiots a bad name.

Q:How many Phils does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:None, Phil prefers to stay in the dark about everything.

Q:What did Phil get on his Engineering test?
Arool.

Q:What's the difference between a hooker and a Ferrari?
A:Phil has never been inside a Ferrari.

Q:What's the difference between Phil and a dead skunk in the road?
A:Skid marks in front of the skunk.

Q:What does it mean when a brown spot appears on Phil's forehead?
A:It means Phil is one quart low on ****.

See how easy it is? Come on Phil, try a little harder. Now I know
someone's
gonna hafta explain some of the big words I used (and some of the jokes),
so
I'll give you a few days to respond.

Hint: There are many on-line "dic·tion·ar·ies".

** Thanks for publicly proving that Harvey Gerst is yet another drug
****ed, pathological asshole running a crap studio.

Hundreds out there - just like him.

............... Phil

Phil, Phil, how sad. The same words over and over: "drug, ****ed, pathological,
asshole, crap". Same old, same old. Please Phil, get a life, or at least get a
vocabulary. How are we ever going to appreciate the poignent barbs of your
sharpened, rapier-like wit, if you insist on dredging up the same tired cliche
phrases? How can I engage in a proper battle of wits with you when you show up
only half armed?

There once was a dummy named Phil
Quite limited in what he could say.
Though he thought himself smart,
His best sound was a fart,
And the folks here just laughed him away.

Harvey Gerst
Indian Trail Recording Studio
http://www.ITRstudio.com/

"Harvey Gerst"
"Phil Allison"


( snip demented rantings from a real sicko)


There once was a dummy named Phil
Quite limited in what he could say.
Though he thought himself smart,
His best sound was a fart,
And the folks here just laughed him away.

Harvey Gerst
Indian Trail Recording Studio
http://www.ITRstudio.com/




** Thanks for publicly proving AGAIN that Harvey Gerst is yet another drug
****ed, pathological asshole running a crap studio.






............. Phil

"Harvey Gerst"
"Phil Allison"


( snip demented rantings from a real sicko)


There once was a dummy named Phil
Quite limited in what he could say.
Though he thought himself smart,
His best sound was a fart,
And the folks here just laughed him away.

Harvey Gerst
Indian Trail Recording Studio
http://www.ITRstudio.com/




** Thanks for publicly proving AGAIN that Harvey Gerst is yet another drug
****ed, pathological asshole running a crap studio.






............. Phil

"Phil Allison" wrote:

"Harvey Gerst"
"Phil Allison"

( snip demented rantings from a real sicko)

Coming from you, that's funny. No, I really mean it. It leaves open the
question of who "the demented rantings from a real sicko" is referring to?

There once was a dummy named Phil
Quite limited in what he could say.
Though he thought himself smart,
His best sound was a fart,
And the folks here just laughed him away.

** Thanks for publicly proving AGAIN that Harvey Gerst is yet another drug
****ed, pathological asshole running a crap studio.

............ Phil

That's it? That's your idea of a brilliant rejoinder? Cut and paste from from a
previous post? How pathetic your litle mind is, Phil. I expected a challenge;
what I got was a milksop little dweeb, whose command of anything seems to be
severely limited by his cranial size. You're a mental midget, Phil. Come back
to this discussion when you've learned a few more words.

There once was a dummy named Phil
Got involved in a game that caused strains.
In a contest of wit,
With his brain full of ****,
Checkmated, no contest, no brains.

Harvey Gerst
Indian Trail Recording Studio
http://www.ITRstudio.com/

"Phil Allison" wrote:

"Harvey Gerst"
"Phil Allison"

( snip demented rantings from a real sicko)

Coming from you, that's funny. No, I really mean it. It leaves open the
question of who "the demented rantings from a real sicko" is referring to?

There once was a dummy named Phil
Quite limited in what he could say.
Though he thought himself smart,
His best sound was a fart,
And the folks here just laughed him away.

** Thanks for publicly proving AGAIN that Harvey Gerst is yet another drug
****ed, pathological asshole running a crap studio.

............ Phil

That's it? That's your idea of a brilliant rejoinder? Cut and paste from from a
previous post? How pathetic your litle mind is, Phil. I expected a challenge;
what I got was a milksop little dweeb, whose command of anything seems to be
severely limited by his cranial size. You're a mental midget, Phil. Come back
to this discussion when you've learned a few more words.

There once was a dummy named Phil
Got involved in a game that caused strains.
In a contest of wit,
With his brain full of ****,
Checkmated, no contest, no brains.

Harvey Gerst
Indian Trail Recording Studio
http://www.ITRstudio.com/

"Harvey Gerst"

( snip demented rantings from a real sicko)

Coming from you, that's funny. No, I really mean it. It leaves open the
question of who "the demented rantings from a real sicko" is referring to?

There once was a dummy named Phil
Quite limited in what he could say.
Though he thought himself smart,
His best sound was a fart,
And the folks here just laughed him away.

** Thanks for publicly proving AGAIN that Harvey Gerst is yet another
drug
****ed, pathological asshole running a crap studio.



That's it? That's your idea of a brilliant rejoinder? Cut and paste from
from a
previous post? How pathetic your litle mind is, Phil. I expected a
challenge;
what I got was a milksop little dweeb, whose command of anything seems to
be
severely limited by his cranial size. You're a mental midget, Phil. Come
back
to this discussion when you've learned a few more words.

There once was a dummy named Phil
Got involved in a game that caused strains.
In a contest of wit,
With his brain full of ****,
Checkmated, no contest, no brains.

Harvey Gerst
Indian Trail Recording Studio
http://www.ITRstudio.com/




** Thanks for publicly proving AGAIN that Harvey Gerst is yet another drug
****ed, pathological asshole running a crap studio.



............ Phil

"Harvey Gerst"

( snip demented rantings from a real sicko)

Coming from you, that's funny. No, I really mean it. It leaves open the
question of who "the demented rantings from a real sicko" is referring to?

There once was a dummy named Phil
Quite limited in what he could say.
Though he thought himself smart,
His best sound was a fart,
And the folks here just laughed him away.

** Thanks for publicly proving AGAIN that Harvey Gerst is yet another
drug
****ed, pathological asshole running a crap studio.



That's it? That's your idea of a brilliant rejoinder? Cut and paste from
from a
previous post? How pathetic your litle mind is, Phil. I expected a
challenge;
what I got was a milksop little dweeb, whose command of anything seems to
be
severely limited by his cranial size. You're a mental midget, Phil. Come
back
to this discussion when you've learned a few more words.

There once was a dummy named Phil
Got involved in a game that caused strains.
In a contest of wit,
With his brain full of ****,
Checkmated, no contest, no brains.

Harvey Gerst
Indian Trail Recording Studio
http://www.ITRstudio.com/




** Thanks for publicly proving AGAIN that Harvey Gerst is yet another drug
****ed, pathological asshole running a crap studio.



............ Phil

"Phil Allison" wrote:

( snip demented rantings from a real sicko)

** Thanks for publicly proving AGAIN that Harvey Gerst is yet another
drug ****ed, pathological asshole running a crap studio.

That's it? That's your idea of a brilliant rejoinder? Cut and paste from
from previous posts? How pathetic your litle mind is, Phil. I expected a
challenge; what I got was a milksop little dweeb, whose command of anything
seems to be severely limited by his cranial size. You're a mental midget,
Phil. Come back to this discussion when you've learned a few more words.

There once was a dummy named Phil
Got involved in a game that caused strains.
In a contest of wit,
With his head full of ****,
Checkmated, no contest, no brains.

** Thanks for publicly proving AGAIN that Harvey Gerst is yet another drug
****ed, pathological asshole running a crap studio.
............ Phil

Ah, Phil, again you destroy me with your quick wit and rapid repartee. By
cutting and pasting the same thing into three posts? Gotta love it.

Ladies and gentleman, we have apparently reached the final limits of Phil's
vocabulary. From this point on, it's all repeats, like watching reruns of "The
Hulk" (or "Dumb And Dumber" - with Phil Allison playing BOTH lead roles).

There once was a moron named Phil
Who never had smart things to say.
He'd repeat stupid things,
While his head loudly rings,
At levels you'd hear blocks away.

Harvey Gerst
Indian Trail Recording Studio
http://www.ITRstudio.com/