The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent
strain of sexually transmitted disease. This disease is contracted through
dangerous and high risk behavior.

The disease is called Gonorrhea Lecthym (Pronounced "Gonna Re-elect Him").
Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed by the
Bush-Cheney-Rove-Ashcroft administration for the past 4 years, and failing
to have taken adequate measures to protect themselves.

Cognitive sequellae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea lecthim include:
Antisocial personality disorder traits; delusions of grandeur with a
messianic flavor; cognitive perseveration; inability to incorporate new
information into a rigid idée fixe; xenophobia; inability to accept
responsibility for actions; and a strong propensity for categorical, all-or
nothing thinking.

This epidemic is out of control. MMWR reports it has already resulted in
brain death in over 59,000,000 Americans. Excessive exposure to trailer
parks, country gospel music and yellow ribbon asphyxiation are thought to be
contributing factors. New CDC Director Archbishop Burke has ordered a halt
to research into the disease after determining the disease is incurable and
is merely God's will.

Apparently, however, at least 55,000,000 of us have natural immunity and are
poised to lead a brief, but exciting life right after the rapture begins and
our afflicted fellow Americans ascend to their eternal reward. Godlessness
has its rewards.

"Seabiscuit" said:

Cognitive sequellae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea lecthim include:
Antisocial personality disorder traits; delusions of grandeur with a
messianic flavor; cognitive perseveration; inability to incorporate new
information into a rigid idée fixe; xenophobia; inability to accept
responsibility for actions; and a strong propensity for categorical, all-or
nothing thinking.

This disease emerged from the Detroit area, I presume?

--
Sander de Waal
" SOA of a KT88? Sufficient. "

Sajnder deWaal wrote:


"Seabiscuit" said:

Cognitive sequellae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea lecthim include:
Antisocial personality disorder traits; delusions of grandeur with a
messianic flavor; cognitive perseveration; inability to incorporate new
information into a rigid idée fixe; xenophobia; inability to accept
responsibility for actions; and a strong propensity for categorical, all-or
nothing thinking.

This disease emerged from the Detroit area, I presume?

--
Sander de Waal
" SOA of a KT88? Sufficient. "








It appears to have quickly spread to an abandoned speaker dump in Southern
California.

Bruce J. Richman