Maybe you can't polish a turd, but you can still make art with it!
-Neb

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Turd Birds
http://www.turdbirds.com/

THE POOP ON OUR PRODUCT

Bird body: Genuine California horse excrement (horse turds). Each turd is hand
selected. They are carefully inspected at the collection site for shape,
consistency, and color. If acceptable, they are then dried and sealed in liquid
plastic.
Rest assured, only the highest quality turds are used. The staff takes their
**** seriously.

Head, legs: California Coastal Driftwood, grape wood, in some cases just plain
ol' sticks. We individually select the natural wood used on each Turd Bird,
using
only pieces with appropriate personality and attitude, giving each finished Turd
Bird
its own unique identity.



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