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Howie's Quote of the Day
The Devil wrote:
On 04 Oct 2004 17:48:18 GMT, (Bruce J. Richman) wrote: Howierd should have a different quote everyday because, unfortunately, for most Alzheimer's sufferers, every day is a new day. What are you saying? Every day is a new day for me too. And I'm not aware of having any form of dementia. At least, none that I don't fully command. That's good. For Hwierd, unfortunately, the level of awareness of *anything* factual is pretty low. His new days are the same as his old ones - ad nauseam. (But he doesn't know it). Carbon paper is indeed useful for copying the work of others, Howierd will note (during brief periods of awareness). The tricky bit is getting it into other people's typewriters. And since no one uses typewriters any more, it's even trickier. I thought of that true. Howie probably just places the carbon paper underneath the work of others he's swiped from the Internet and then presses down hard with a dough roller (like for making cakes) and hopes the pressure will transfer to a blank piece of paper underneath. There could be a few seat-of-the-pants spy stories in there. With Howie's technical incompetence, how many laser printer drums have been ****ed up? How many monitors smashed on the floor as Howie tries to get a carriage return? Gripping stuff. That's what happens when he performs his double blind, double deaf tests. -- td Bruce J. Richman |
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