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I knew he was full of beans anyway....
---Original Message--- Bush Leads ... in Sales of Canned Beans Sep 26, 8:10 PM (ET) By DUNCAN MANSFIELD http://apnews.excite.com/article/200...D85BLKV00.html KNOXVILLE, Tenn. (AP) - Judging by the bean vote, President Bush could be on his way to a second term. A Tennessee company that has been in the chili business for more than 100 years is selling satirically packaged 15-ounce cans of beans for in honor of Republican Bush and Democratic Sen. John Kerry of Massachusetts. Every online order draws a vote, and the Republicans were ahead 2,402-2,316 as of Friday. "We don't call it scientific by any means," says Philip Connelly, president and chief executive of Vietti Foods Inc., of Nashville. "But it could be what they call a bellwether, one of those barometers of public opinion." For Republicans, a grinning cartoon elephant graces Vietti's "Conservative Republican Texas Chili Beans" on a label promising "Dubya would love!" them. The counterpoint is a smiling donkey on Vietti's "Liberal Democrat Boston Baked Beans," described as "liberally spiced Boston beans married to a rich ketchup-based sauce," presumably Heinz. Kerry's wife, Teresa Heinz Kerry, is heir to the $500 million Heinz food fortune. The labels carry other messages, too. "Let's make sure no Kerry-bashing, meat-eating, fur-wearing, gun-toting, oil-drilling, SUV-driving, Limbaugh-listening, conservative Republican, capitalist pig gets elected," the Boston baked beans bellow. To which the Texas chili beans counter: "Let's make sure no Bush-bashing, tofu-eating, tree-hugging, government-loving, NPR-listening, Hollywood-hobnobbing, animal activist, bleeding heart, left wing socialist gets elected." The beans went on sale at $9.95 for a case of 12 in early September, around the time of the Republican convention. --- --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.733 / Virus Database: 487 - Release Date: 8/2/2004 |
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"clamnebula" wrote:
I knew he was full of beans anyway.... ---Original Message--- Bush Leads ... in Sales of Canned Beans Sep 26, 8:10 PM (ET) By DUNCAN MANSFIELD http://apnews.excite.com/article/200...D85BLKV00.html KNOXVILLE, Tenn. (AP) - Judging by the bean vote, President Bush could be on his way to a second term. A Tennessee company that has been in the chili business for more than 100 years is selling satirically packaged 15-ounce cans of beans for in honor of Republican Bush and Democratic Sen. John Kerry of Massachusetts. Every online order draws a vote, and the Republicans were ahead 2,402-2,316 as of Friday. "We don't call it scientific by any means," says Philip Connelly, president and chief executive of Vietti Foods Inc., of Nashville. "But it could be what they call a bellwether, one of those barometers of public opinion." For Republicans, a grinning cartoon elephant graces Vietti's "Conservative Republican Texas Chili Beans" on a label promising "Dubya would love!" them. The counterpoint is a smiling donkey on Vietti's "Liberal Democrat Boston Baked Beans," described as "liberally spiced Boston beans married to a rich ketchup-based sauce," presumably Heinz. Kerry's wife, Teresa Heinz Kerry, is heir to the $500 million Heinz food fortune. The labels carry other messages, too. "Let's make sure no Kerry-bashing, meat-eating, fur-wearing, gun-toting, oil-drilling, SUV-driving, Limbaugh-listening, conservative Republican, capitalist pig gets elected," the Boston baked beans bellow. To which the Texas chili beans counter: "Let's make sure no Bush-bashing, tofu-eating, tree-hugging, government-loving, NPR-listening, Hollywood-hobnobbing, animal activist, bleeding heart, left wing socialist gets elected." The beans went on sale at $9.95 for a case of 12 in early September, around the time of the Republican convention. Maybe the Democratic beans would have sold better if they'd been available for their convention? Maybe everyone who knows how to make Boston Baked Beans knows it isn't made with ketchup nor ketchup-based sauce? Molasses and pork fat season Boston Baked Beans, a slight modification of the Native American recipe that called for maple syrup and bear fat. With canned beans regularly going on sale for about four bucks a case of 12 retail, is anyone surprised that sales are not good with a 150% cuteness surcharge? |
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