[Glanbrok[_2_]]

Anybody want to guess how many threats of physical violence Stynchblob
has received? Not on Usenet or other loci in cyberspace, I mean -- in
his real "life", such as it is.

One can only imagine the brief encounter Stynchie had with an actual
church full of actual christians. The residue of hatred that informs
his every utterance bespeaks resounding rejection. Even the Krooborg
managed not to get kicked out of his church.

I'm sure Blobbo doesn't go to taverns or other dens of iniquity
anymore. That's because every time he opened his drooling yap to
speak, he encountered one of the thousands of the aforementioned
threats of having his sloping head bashed in. He's probably tried
slinking into honky-tonks full of rednecks, tony dance palaces favored
by yuppies, and even hog heavens where bikers gather. Stynchie has
probably heard more vernacular expressions for "Get a load of the
jeebus geek!" than anybody else you could name. So now he's confined
to his God-blessed ambit of sanctity.

Poor Stynchie.

[Boon[_2_]]

On Mar 5, 1:26*pm, Glanbrok wrote:
Anybody want to guess how many threats of physical violence Stynchblob
has received? Not on Usenet or other loci in cyberspace, I mean -- in
his real "life", such as it is.

One can only imagine the brief encounter Stynchie had with an actual
church full of actual christians. The residue of hatred that informs
his every utterance bespeaks resounding rejection. Even the Krooborg
managed not to get kicked out of his church.

I'm sure Blobbo doesn't go to taverns or other dens of iniquity
anymore. That's because every time he opened his drooling yap to
speak, he encountered one of the thousands of the aforementioned
threats of having his sloping head bashed in. He's probably tried
slinking into honky-tonks full of rednecks, tony dance palaces favored
by yuppies, and even hog heavens where bikers gather. Stynchie has
probably heard more vernacular expressions for "Get a load of the
jeebus geek!" than anybody else you could name. So now he's confined
to his God-blessed ambit of sanctity.

Poor Stynchie.

I don't think he's worth that deep of an analysis. He's a frustrated
'puter lackie and right wing badger who lashes out at perfect
strangers on the Internet. Dime a dozen.

[GeoSynch]

Buffoon burbled:

I don't think

What else is new?

[Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On Mar 5, 9:42*pm, "GeoSynch" wrote:

What

We know, Sugar. You're always wondering "What's going on" or "What
just happened".

Next time try "Why".

[Boon[_2_]]

On Mar 5, 11:58*pm, "Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!"
wrote:
On Mar 5, 9:42*pm, "GeoSynch" wrote:

What

We know, Sugar. You're always wondering "What's going on" or "What
just happened".

Next time try "Why".

You mean like why he doesn't have any friends? Why he hasn't seen a
naked woman in years without paying first? Why he participates on a
forum that pretty much ignores him? Why he needs to gulp down several
cups of coffee a day just to get motivated enough to perform menial IT
chores? Why sticking a gun in his mouth and pulling the trigger seems
like a more attractive option every day?

Why, you're absolutely right.

[GeoSynch]

BaBoon recited the same old tired litany:

Why sticking a gun in his mouth and pulling the trigger seems like a more
attractive option every day?

You have quite a penchance for using that phrase against your manifold
antagonists over the years.

It says a great deal about your state of mind.

[Glanbrok[_2_]]

On Mar 6, 11:47*am, Boon wrote:

What

We know, Sugar. You're always wondering "What's going on" or "What
just happened".

Next time try "Why".

You mean like why he doesn't have any friends? Why he hasn't seen a
naked woman in years without paying first? Why he participates on a
forum that pretty much ignores him? Why he needs to gulp down several
cups of coffee a day just to get motivated enough to perform menial IT
chores? Why sticking a gun in his mouth and pulling the trigger seems
like a more attractive option every day?

I can answer the last one, even though I'm sure you meant it
rhetorically. It's because Stynchblob and the Krooborg have a suicide
pact. When one of them does finally pull the trigger, the other one
has 48 hours to follow suit.

Of course, being that they're both huge cowards, neither one is likely
to take the plunge anytime soon.

[GeoSynch]

Pudge the Gimp minced:

Anybody want to guess

The 'pustulated carbuncle who answers to the name "MidYut" seeped' seems to have
struck quite a nerve, eh 'lil Georgie? ;-)

[Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On Mar 5, 9:44*pm, "GeoSynch" wrote:

The

I understand your constantly wondering "what".

"The" doesn't make any sense at all. Are you OK, Sugar?

[Glanbrok[_2_]]

StynchBlob levers himself into a beanbag chair and throws wads of
soggy chewing gum at his monitor.

Anybody want to guess how many threats of physical violence Stynchblob
has received? Not on Usenet or other loci in cyberspace, I mean -- in
his real "life", such as it is.

The 'pustulated

No pustules here, Styncho. You may apologize for your 9000th
inappropriate use of an apostrophe when (or if) you ever feel a wave
of humility infuse your hate-filled psyche.

On the serious side, my guess on The Number is more than 500. That
excludes your pre-adult larval stage. Being threatened by other
juveniles is a commonality for all nerds, not just phoney religionists
and hatemongers like yourself.

BTW, regardless of whatever propaganda you've swallowed, there is no
"eternal reward" for being the biggest asshole you can possibly be.
When you're dead, you're dead, and you don't get a second chance. Not
that I think you believe otherwise, mind you. If you did believe "God"
was watching and judging you, you'd probably make at least a little
effort to clean up your act. So it's pretty clear that the only reason
you identify yourself with a bunch of mindless bible-thumpers is
because some of them reinforce your penchant for spewing hatred.

P.S. for Boon: The funny thing is I agree with you overall about
Stynchie -- he's worth less than what you scrape off your shoe after
walking through mud and dirt. Nonetheless, sometimes I feel it's
worthwhile to tell the little **** where he really stands.

[Boon[_2_]]

On Mar 9, 10:37*am, Glanbrok wrote:

P.S. for Boon: The funny thing is I agree with you overall about
Stynchie -- he's worth less than what you scrape off your shoe after
walking through mud and dirt. Nonetheless, sometimes I feel it's
worthwhile to tell the little **** where he really stands.

I agree to a point. The simple fact is that he's unaware of his lot in
life and doesn't realize how sad he looks to us and everyone else on
Usenet. No one is emailing PLF, telling him how smart he is and how
he's "really showing us." More or less he types away in a vacuum. If
anyone here acknowledges that he exists, that's enough posisitve
reinforcement for another six months of mostly unread posts.

[GeoSynch]

BaBoon howled:

P.S. for Boon: The funny thing is I agree

I agree to a point.

Translation: "Eek-eek! Ouh-ouh! Me want banana! And diet soda, too! Ouh-ouh!
Eek-eek!"

[GeoSynch]

Pudge the Pustulated Carbuncle seeped:

Anybody want to guess

The 'pustulated

No pustules here

the Pudge reassured itself looking with its eyes wide-closed.