[Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!]

You need to take a long break. You're making even less sense than you
usually do.

And your "normal" isn't anything to write home about.

Besides, your wife probably needs a backrub. She deserves at least
that after stooping over all day and picking flowers with the rest or
the transient workers to put bread on your table. Show her some
appreciation!