[Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!]

Mr. Oliver's apparition appeared to me and asked that I post this, his
final article:

"Why I am a worm-eaten corpse and why this is the fault of minorities"
by Revilo P. Oliver

Back in the day when whites were whites and blacks were lynched, a man
could be a man. I mean by that, of course, a white man could be a man.
A black man was only 3/5 of a man as it should be. I think the 3/5
rule was to be politically correct though. We all know the real
fractional value of a minority as compared to a white man is more on
the lines of 1/5. I have scientific data to prove this but I do not
feel the need to clog up a perfectly good essay with a lot of boring
data.

Minorities suck up precious resources. This lowers the life expectancy
of white men and is a travesty. White men should live as long as
possible because we're better than minorities. We are the producers of
the world. Bleeding hearts will say that we've gone in and forcibly
taken the resources from other countries. Maybe we have. But that's
because we're dominant and only superior beings become dominant. If
you were to think "White=Superior" you'd be on track. White is good.
Why do you suppose the devil is on "the dark side"? There's your proof
(if you're so dumb as to need proof of something as obvious as the
superiority of the white man).

Minorities should just leave the United States. That would make our
nation better. White men stole it fair and square and now all
minorities should leave. That's just the way it is. This will
accomplsh two things: one, it will improve air quality because we all
know minorities smell bad. Two, it would mean that minorities would
stop sucking up precious resources and white men would therefore live
longer. Minority women can stay, of course, to service white men. They
want white men anyway because we're better lovers.

I recall my own dashing self, back when I was still breathing. Now
worms crawl up my nasal passage. This makes me feel as though I want
to sneeze, but as we all know dead men don't sneeze. I liken this to
the phantom pains amputees report having. I want to sneeze but I can't
because I exhaled my last breath decades ago. I blame this effect on
minorities. It is also their fault they took the resources which would
have kept me alive. They should just leave now.

In summary I have proven beyond doubt the superiority of white men,
that minorities should leave the United States, and that I am dead.

(Revilo P. Oliver began to fade in and out at this point. He was
saying something else that I could not make out clearly. It could have
been "We are the master race. When one wins it erases one's woes" but
it may also have been "When I masturbate I pretend I'm in Marilyn
Monroe". Before I could ask him for sure which it was he vanished. I
leave it to the reader to interpret what Mr. Oliver meant.)