[George M. Middius[_4_]]

Now that our faux-christian playmate, the bigot-'tard-zealot Stynchblob, has
come out as a republican, it's time RAO recognized his leadership skills.
Turns out Stynchie is the uber-nerd captain of a band of nerds who terrorize
tweaker parties while decked out in full Goth drag. Here's one of Styncho's
recruiting sites:

http://tinyurl.com/ltx48t

The Nerdmost Reverend StynchBlob preaches the virtues of heavy caffeine use
and frequent self-flagellation. His byword for the Nerdish lifestyle is
self-sufficiency, which meshes nicely with his impecuniousness. Why worry
about paying somebody else to do something you can do for yourself? That
rubric includes such mundane tasks as body waxing and hairstyling.

Let's all shout out to Horribiloon Q. Stynchblob, whose leadership may yet led
to the total destruction of fake christianity in western Tennessee.