[George M. Middius[_4_]]

Arnii Krooger has so much to teach us dimwitted Normals. Like the fools
Arnii has so often shown us to be, we foolishly guard our money and buy what
we want only when the price is right. The Krooborg is much smarter than we
are, though. Arnii knows it's more important to pay MORE than the going rate
for something you want. Yes, this bit of wisdom appears counterintuitive to
us Normals who actually work for our money. We don't share the Kroo's
fabulous luck in winning free airfare to New York, nor in swapping our
subpar recording skills for free fast food from McDonald's. Arnii Krooger is
simply a paragon of smart shopping. I can prove this with a real-world
example. Here's what Arnii purchased:

SONY MDR-V900DJ V900 DJ Headphone
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=170276397913

Turdy cleverly purchased this item for $51 delivered. Only a foolish Normal
would dream of purchasing the same item in the same condition for $47
delivered:
http://www.ioffer.com/i/77688846

Moreover, it would be utterly idiotic to buy these 'phones from another
seller in China and pay only $37:
http://cgi.ebay.com/BRAND-SONY-MDR-V700-STUDIO-DJ-CD-HEADPHONES-FOR-MP3-MP4_W0QQitemZ220349113449QQihZ012QQcategoryZ14985Q QssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem


I assume all of you Normals are as ashamed as I am of being pecunious in the
face of Arnii Krooger's wondrous profligacy.