[George M. Middius[_4_]]

ParanoaBorg™ has uncovered yet ANOTHER dastardly plot against his ****ful
self. A rational mind would reject the multitude of conspiracies that haunt
Mr. **** on the grounds that it defies belief. Krooger, however, is
blessedly free of the constraints that rationality imposes on mere human
beings.

It doesn't take long when Iain Churches is around pressing his little
vendetta against me.

Oh come now, TurdBorg. You know the "vendetta" is not cradled in Iain's
hands alone. You're equally haunted by my "posse", and by Mistress Jenn's
sockpuppets, and by Lord Atkinson's murderous army of paid mercenaries. Give
credit where it's due.

I was trying to play nice.

Hey, cut that out! You've been told many times that you're supposed to set
off a siren when you're about to emit a burst of Krooglish. Now the
Resistance is required to remediate your ****fulness.

From "The Krooglish Dickshunnary and Big Book of aBxism
Dogma, Tripe, and Other Silliness":

nice (adj): as nasty as possible; redolent of an overflowing toilet;
intended to incite annoyance and vitriol

play nice (v.i.; colloq.): act like a total ****

No matter how vigilant we are, it seems impossible to Krooglish-proof all of
Usenet. Oh well.



--

Just goes to show how much you know Midduis.
If I were a "sack of ****", how am I able to post to Usenet?
-- A. Krooger, June 1999