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Suppose you went into a supermarket-like, say, an average A&P of the
60s and early 70s in a small to medium hamlet, when the meat was cut by union meat cutters and the produce was gamy looking by modern standards, like at organic markets today, because the preservatives weren't as good as those now in use and the veggies were self- reproducing traditional varieties instead of the modern hybrids. Now, you go to the meat counter and look at the meat. It's all shriveled up and green in patches. You push the red button on the chrome stalk (remember those?) and the meatcutter comes over. You ask why the meat looks like this. How old is this meat? "Two or three weeks on average, some of it's been out here a month, I'd say", is the reply. Taken aback, you tell him it looks terrible and you want fresh meat. He looks at you at first in surprise, then a scowl comes over his face. "What are you, a freshist? " "A freshist?" you ask. Yes, he explains, you are a freshist, and that's shameful. It isn't the meat's fault it's been on the display case for that long, and it's just as nutritious as it ever was, and will be perfectly safe to eat so long as it's properly cooked. The price is adjusted for the mold so when you cut that off and throw it out, you don't lose anything. But, you are assured, "freshism is really quite offensive." You reflect on that. Then you also notice that the meat is in some small and oddly shaped cuts. You ask if you can have some custom cutting, as all the stores did back then. Yes, sure, of course, the meatcutter replies. "Of course, it depends on the size of the animals we get in. " Animals? Well, how small does a cow come, you think...and you realize that these cuts aren't beef at all. Some are lamb, and some are pork, but some you don't quite at all recognize. "What is this?", you ask , pointing to package of medallions of some oddly dark meat, marked only by price. The meatcutter looks at it, and says, "Oh, that's polecat." POLECAT??? "Polecat? You want me to eat polecat???" you blurt out. Suddenly you notice the store manager, a fat mustacioed man with underarm odor and a supermarket tie and white shirt under his gabardine apron, behind you. He asks you to follow him, and you find yourself being escorted to the door. "Sir, we can't have any anti- verminists in this establishment. We're going to have to ask you to leave the premises". "B...b-bbut what's a anti-verminist?", you manage to ask. He looks at you like you're the schoolyard smartass, and says, "You know very well that an anti-verminist is someone who refuses to buy the meat of an animal because someone thinks that animal has no rightful place in the ecosystem. Just because your ignorant grandpa called some creatures a varmint does not mean anyone is going to denigrate any creature with that kind of backward thinking in my store. Get out of here and do not come back". Now of course, there are no such words as freshist and anti- verminist. I just made them up. But a hundred years ago there was no such word as "racist" either. And there was no such concept as "anti- Semitism" either, because the idea of hating all of the Middle Eastern peoples called Semites hadn't occurred to anyone either. Now of course, there were people who didn't particularly like Jews, but most Semites weren't (and aren't) Jews and most Jews weren't (and aren't) Semites. But is freshism and anti-verminism really so different from racism and anti-Semitism? |
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