[George M. Middius[_4_]]

Guess what I heard? Pastor Matt descended on the Kroo-hovel and demanded
that Mr. **** hand over his "enemies list". This was very embarrassing to
poor Arnii, naturally. During services, Arnii has been mouthing the
christian dogma of love and forgiveness, week after week, year after year.
He was hoping he had fooled Pastor Matt into believing Arnii was something
resembling a real "christian". Sadly for Turdborg, the pastor is wise to his
games. He knew all about the armies of conspirators that plague Mr. ****.

So Pastor Matt came a-knocking at the Kroo's front door. At first, Arnii
denied the existence of the "enemies list", but Pastor Matt wasn't fooled.
He buttonholed Turdy and backed him into a corner, all the while yelling in
his face about sin and hypocrisy and doing unto others, etc.Turdy kept up
the stream of denials but got flustered and started screaming about "garbage
on my ****ing lawn". That's when Pastor Matt went for the coup de grace. He
pulled out a vial of holy water and doused Mr. **** with the contents. The
holy water acted on Krooger's external dermal integument like oil of
vitriol, burning away patches of skin on his face and neck.

Word is the Kroo is bandaged up and hiding in his basement. Arnii's Xmas may
be ruined, but his poor family will have the brightest holiday season ever.