[George M. Middius[_4_]]

Something's in the air and Arnii Krooger knows it. Everybody can see how
testy Mr. **** has become since he started convulsing in Kroodowns a couple
weeks ago. The Beast is desperate for relief, but as usual, he has no idea
how to scratch the itch.

Yes, Arnii, it's christmas again. You've been hearing "peace on earth and
goodwill to all people" at every turn, and it's driving you mad. Or a bit
madder, anyway. What is this "goodwill?" you ask yourself. Pastor Matt is no
help. Your poor wife has been slamming every door in your face for several
years now, so she's no help. Your alleged children (proof of geniture never
supplied) ignore you or cluck condescendingly when you rant and rave.

That rumbling sound is what's left of your meager foundation turning to
dust, TurdBorg. Make your peace with jeebus because your own personal
Judgement Day is nigh.