[George M. Middius[_4_]]

Arnii, when you eventually trundle off to your reward at the Great Mildewy
Hive In The Sky, how do you want the humans to remember you?

We know you've been burnishing your "Master of the Debating-Trade, LOt"S"
creds like mad. Did you realize that title you gave yourself has zero
meaning outside of Usenet? Maybe you want to reconsider that one.

Then there's what you call your "faith". In the miasmic subbasement of
that emotional sewer you call a soul, you imagine yourself to be a
"christian" who "rack's up 1000's and 1000's of good work's". However,
it's my duty to inform you that as a christian, you're a stink-bomb. You
make everybody's life worse. Your family hate you. You're known far and
wide as a latent pedophile. You're as much a christian as a muslim suicide
bomber is. So be smart (ba-DUM-dum) and scratch the christian thing off
your list too.

I think your best bet is to stick to what every human being knows you
excel at: lying and hypocrisy. I'm using those terms in their human sense,
of course, not their distorted Krooglish meanings. You're a liar and a
hypocrite and you're proud of it. You've told us so many times. Let that
be your marker in this world as well. Put it on your tombstone: "Here
molders the corpse of onetime human being, and later audio 'borg, Arnii
Krooborg. He was a liar and a hypocrite and he lived in a world of ****."

You can't go wrong with unassailable truth.