[Andre Jute]

This years I want to be the first to wish everyone a Merry Chistmas,
so we can establish the correct spelling right at the outset.

So, hoping to reach the RATs and UKRAnians in Kirimati, where it is
already 4.10pm on Monday (and 3.10pm Monday for tubies in New
Zealand), before they leave the office for happy hour, and rolling
around the world westwards from there, Merry Christmas!

Andre Jute

[Keith G]

"Andre Jute" wrote in message
...
This years I want to be the first to wish everyone a Merry Chistmas,
so we can establish the correct spelling right at the outset.


Years? Chistmas?

(Don't ya just hate it when that happens? :-)

Anyways, gist understood and a Mery Chistmas to you and all here!

[Andre Jute]

On Dec 24, 3:25 am, "Keith G" wrote:
"Andre Jute" wrote in message

...

This years I want to be the first to wish everyone a Merry Chistmas,
so we can establish the correct spelling right at the outset.

Years? Chistmas?

(Don't ya just hate it when that happens? :-)

Nah, this is the wrong seasons to take away the jobs of editors and
other professional fixer-uppers by getting it right first time.

Anyways, gist understood and a Mery Chistmas to you and all here!

Gotta give the chisellers a little something to cavil at, then in
reaction feelings of goodwill are generated.

God, I wonder if there is dissolved Blarney Stone in my port?
http://members.lycos.co.uk/fiultra/a...rney_stone.jpg

Andre Jute

[News Client]

"Andre Jute" wrote in message ...
...Merry Christmas!

Andre, the Bible says it's a sin to bear false witness against your neighbor. I'm
neither Christian nor religious myself, but I'm pretty sure that means inventing a
bogus story about an Italian engineer and his little daughters and then repeatedly
accusing a fellow newsgroup member of "child molestation" is against God's rules.

I certainly don't want to spoil the holiday cheer, but for you to be wishing the group
a merry Christmas reeks of hypocrisy.

Maybe you should go have a chat with Monseigneur O'Callaghan.

[Eeyore]

Andre Jute wrote:

This years I want to be the first to wish everyone a Merry Chistmas,
so we can establish the correct spelling right at the outset.

The correct spelling is YULE.

Graham

[Ian Thompson-Bell]

Andre Jute wrote:
This years I want to be the first to wish everyone a Merry Chistmas,
so we can establish the correct spelling right at the outset.

So, hoping to reach the RATs and UKRAnians in Kirimati, where it is
already 4.10pm on Monday (and 3.10pm Monday for tubies in New
Zealand), before they leave the office for happy hour, and rolling
around the world westwards from there, Merry Christmas!

Andre Jute


Seasons Greetings to all my fellow RATs throughout the world. Thanks for
all the help you have given me in the last year as I return to the
wonderful world of valves/tubes.

Cheers

Ian

[Dave Plowman (News)]

In article
,
Andre Jute wrote:
This years I want to be the first to wish everyone a Merry Chistmas,
^^
so we can establish the correct spelling right at the outset.

Oh dear...

--
*Vegetarians taste great*

Dave Plowman London SW
To e-mail, change noise into sound.

[Andre Jute]

On Dec 24, 6:15*am, Eeyore
wrote:
Andre Jute wrote:
This years I want to be the first to wish everyone a Merry Chistmas,
so we can establish the correct spelling right at the outset.

The correct spelling is YULE.

Graham

If you must be a pagan wassail, try "Yuletide" instead of "Yule".

Andre Jute
Definitely not a goat