The root of Kroopologism isn't a shared hatred of high-end audio,
or class envy, or the eternal bond of nerdery. It's even more
fundamental than that. The Kroopologists are all mental
defectives too, and they have to support the Krooborg because they
take his humiliations as personal insults to them.

duh-Mikey, pajamaborg, Doofy, Thing -- tell us about yourselves.
Not the lies this time, please. No more silly stories about trying
to make a go of a garage-based speaker business, or smuggling
Havanas, or selling high-tech windows. Tell us where you're
confined, what meds you're on, and what your prognoses are.

We're not unsympathetic to your ills, just to your addiction to
Kroopologism.