[Andre Jute[_2_]]

On Jul 4, 9:20*pm, Lord Valve wrote:
Andre Jute wrote:
On Jul 4, 3:04 am, Lord Valve wrote:
flipper wrote:

The "real money" is in propaganda films where people in droves pay
good money to watch someone lie and scare them to death.

Kickass. *;-)

This is a democracy. Let's give them a choice. Vote for ONLY one:

a. Bring back Fat Al Gore.
b. Bring back Capital Punishment.
c. Bring back the Tzar of Russia.
d. Bring back Joseph Stalin.

Remember, vote for only ONE.

Two of those are ringers, and we still have capital punishment - it never
went away.

Exactly. Half the little creeps are so conditioned to be being offered
lists of stuff that trendies should be against, they'll never notice
they're voting to bring back capital punishment, at least in the
places where it isn't. And the other half will be cast in the pit of
indecision by the luscious choice between Fat Al Bore and Murderous
Joe Stalin. My betting is that more of them will vote for Joe Stalin
than for Fat Al. After all, Uncle Joe was a very efficient genocidal
maniac. The Tsardine is the only ringer in there.

Given the remaining choice, I vote "present,"
like O'Butthole did in the Senate all the time.

Does this mean my palm flower crystal is
going to start blinking?

Only if you plug it in first.

Lord Valve
American - so far

We have a place for you if your favorite pressy gets to be more
socialist than the (nominal) socialists this side of the water.

Andre Jute
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