[Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!]

....for a bit. I hope the overwhelming sounds of stupidity made by some
here don't cause hearing loss to those that 2pid hasn't driven off.

[GeoSynch]

Jilly swabbed:

...for a bit.

Latrine duty beckons.

[vinyl anachronist]

On Aug 24, 2:24�am, "Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!"
wrote:
...for a bit. I hope the overwhelming sounds of stupidity made by some
here don't cause hearing loss to those that 2pid hasn't driven off.

I'll be going on one of my unexplained absences over the next few
weeks as well. My aspartame poisoning has forced me to drive to
Detroit to camp out on Arny's lawn again. I'll be wearing that jumbo
size dress I bought on e-bay. Before I leave, I'll snitch on every one
of you to your bosses and your ISPs.

Actually, I'll be in the middle of my move to Texas. But I just made
CISG have an orgasm.

Watch out for the smegma.

[Clyde Slick]

On 24 aug., 11:14, vinyl anachronist
wrote:
On Aug 24, 2:24 am, "Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!"

wrote:
...for a bit. I hope the overwhelming sounds of stupidity made by some
here don't cause hearing loss to those that 2pid hasn't driven off.

I'll be going on one of my unexplained absences over the next few
weeks as well. My aspartame poisoning has forced me to drive to
Detroit to camp out on Arny's lawn again. I'll be wearing that jumbo
size dress I bought on e-bay. Before I leave, I'll snitch on every one
of you to your bosses and your ISPs.

Actually, I'll be in the middle of my move to Texas. But I just made
CISG have an orgasm.

Watch out for the smegma.\

Any absences from RAO are automatically due to incarceration.

[Clyde Slick]

On 24 aug., 13:20, ScottW2 wrote:
On Aug 24, 2:24*am, "Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!"

wrote:
...for a bit. I hope the overwhelming sounds of stupidity made by some
here don't cause hearing loss to those that 2pid hasn't driven off.

*Please complete your VA death counseling evaluation form before
departing.

Is your life worth living in your depressed state? *The VA wants to
know.

ScottW

All residents of the depressed 'state' of
California are automatically getting one.

[GeoSynch]

ScottW2 wrote:

Clyde Slick wrote:

BaBoon howled:

Actually, I'll be in the middle of my move to Texas.

Any absences from RAO are automatically due to incarceration.

He's being rendered off to Austin for interrogation.

Or maybe Sanders advised him to skip town again, preferably close to the Mexican
border just in case ...

[vinyl anachronist]

On Aug 24, 12:54�pm, Clyde Slick wrote:
On 24 aug., 11:14, vinyl anachronist
wrote:





On Aug 24, 2:24 am, "Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!"

wrote:
...for a bit. I hope the overwhelming sounds of stupidity made by some
here don't cause hearing loss to those that 2pid hasn't driven off.

I'll be going on one of my unexplained absences over the next few
weeks as well. My aspartame poisoning has forced me to drive to
Detroit to camp out on Arny's lawn again. I'll be wearing that jumbo
size dress I bought on e-bay. Before I leave, I'll snitch on every one
of you to your bosses and your ISPs.

Actually, I'll be in the middle of my move to Texas. But I just made
CISG have an orgasm.

Watch out for the smegma.\

Any absences from RAO are automatically due to incarceration.

I know. Arny had the cops waiting for me this time.

[vinyl anachronist]

On Aug 24, 12:58�pm, ScottW2 wrote:
On Aug 24, 12:54�pm, Clyde Slick wrote:





On 24 aug., 11:14, vinyl anachronist
wrote:

On Aug 24, 2:24 am, "Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!"

wrote:
...for a bit. I hope the overwhelming sounds of stupidity made by some
here don't cause hearing loss to those that 2pid hasn't driven off.

I'll be going on one of my unexplained absences over the next few
weeks as well. My aspartame poisoning has forced me to drive to
Detroit to camp out on Arny's lawn again. I'll be wearing that jumbo
size dress I bought on e-bay. Before I leave, I'll snitch on every one
of you to your bosses and your ISPs.

Actually, I'll be in the middle of my move to Texas. But I just made
CISG have an orgasm.

Watch out for the smegma.\

Any absences from RAO are automatically due to incarceration.

�He's being rendered off to Austin for interrogation.

You're awfully obsessed about interrogation. For the right
authorities, that's a huge red flag.

[MiNe 109]

In article
,
vinyl anachronist wrote:

On Aug 24, 12:58?pm, ScottW2 wrote:
On Aug 24, 12:54?pm, Clyde Slick wrote:





On 24 aug., 11:14, vinyl anachronist
wrote:

On Aug 24, 2:24 am, "Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!"

wrote:
...for a bit. I hope the overwhelming sounds of stupidity made by some
here don't cause hearing loss to those that 2pid hasn't driven off.

I'll be going on one of my unexplained absences over the next few
weeks as well. My aspartame poisoning has forced me to drive to
Detroit to camp out on Arny's lawn again. I'll be wearing that jumbo
size dress I bought on e-bay. Before I leave, I'll snitch on every one
of you to your bosses and your ISPs.

Actually, I'll be in the middle of my move to Texas. But I just made
CISG have an orgasm.

Watch out for the smegma.\

Any absences from RAO are automatically due to incarceration.

?He's being rendered off to Austin for interrogation.

You're awfully obsessed about interrogation. For the right
authorities, that's a huge red flag.

Besides, the concentration facility is miles away in Taylor. You can,
however, drive by the National Guard camp where W's papers were
disappeared.

Stephen

[vinyl anachronist]

On Aug 24, 2:56�pm, ScottW2 wrote:
On Aug 24, 2:02�pm, vinyl anachronist
wrote:





On Aug 24, 12:58 pm, ScottW2 wrote:

On Aug 24, 12:54 pm, Clyde Slick wrote:

On 24 aug., 11:14, vinyl anachronist
wrote:

On Aug 24, 2:24 am, "Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!"

wrote:
...for a bit. I hope the overwhelming sounds of stupidity made by some
here don't cause hearing loss to those that 2pid hasn't driven off.

I'll be going on one of my unexplained absences over the next few
weeks as well. My aspartame poisoning has forced me to drive to
Detroit to camp out on Arny's lawn again. I'll be wearing that jumbo
size dress I bought on e-bay. Before I leave, I'll snitch on every one
of you to your bosses and your ISPs.

Actually, I'll be in the middle of my move to Texas. But I just made
CISG have an orgasm.

Watch out for the smegma.\

Any absences from RAO are automatically due to incarceration.

He's being rendered off to Austin for interrogation.

You're awfully obsessed about interrogation. For the right
authorities, that's a huge red flag.

�LoL. � Helloooo FBI...Here I am.
Nothing. � Hmmmm, you must be talking about the alimony cops.

Alimony? Did you get divorced? That explains why you're so ****ed off
at the world.

[vinyl anachronist]

On Aug 24, 3:28�pm, ScottW2 wrote:
On Aug 24, 3:02�pm, vinyl anachronist
wrote:





On Aug 24, 2:56 pm, ScottW2 wrote:

On Aug 24, 2:02 pm, vinyl anachronist
wrote:

On Aug 24, 12:58 pm, ScottW2 wrote:

On Aug 24, 12:54 pm, Clyde Slick wrote:

On 24 aug., 11:14, vinyl anachronist
wrote:

On Aug 24, 2:24 am, "Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!"

wrote:
...for a bit. I hope the overwhelming sounds of stupidity made by some
here don't cause hearing loss to those that 2pid hasn't driven off.

I'll be going on one of my unexplained absences over the next few
weeks as well. My aspartame poisoning has forced me to drive to
Detroit to camp out on Arny's lawn again. I'll be wearing that jumbo
size dress I bought on e-bay. Before I leave, I'll snitch on every one
of you to your bosses and your ISPs.

Actually, I'll be in the middle of my move to Texas. But I just made
CISG have an orgasm.

Watch out for the smegma.\

Any absences from RAO are automatically due to incarceration.

He's being rendered off to Austin for interrogation.

You're awfully obsessed about interrogation. For the right
authorities, that's a huge red flag.

LoL. Helloooo FBI...Here I am.
Nothing. Hmmmm, you must be talking about the alimony cops.

Alimony? Did you get divorced? That explains why you're so ****ed off
at the world.

Nope, my wife still loves me.

Good. I would have laid off otherwise.

Don't be jealous.

Of what?


So what are the "right" authorities?
Didn't you know Obama pulled the plug on his e-mail cops. LoL.

No. I don't spend my life checking on this stuff every other minute.

[vinyl anachronist]

On Aug 24, 6:40�pm, "ScottW" wrote:
"vinyl anachronist" wrote in message

...
On Aug 24, 3:28?pm, ScottW2 wrote:





On Aug 24, 3:02?pm, vinyl anachronist
wrote:

On Aug 24, 2:56 pm, ScottW2 wrote:

On Aug 24, 2:02 pm, vinyl anachronist
wrote:

On Aug 24, 12:58 pm, ScottW2 wrote:

On Aug 24, 12:54 pm, Clyde Slick wrote:

On 24 aug., 11:14, vinyl anachronist
wrote:

On Aug 24, 2:24 am, "Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!"

wrote:
...for a bit. I hope the overwhelming sounds of stupidity made
by some
here don't cause hearing loss to those that 2pid hasn't driven
off.

I'll be going on one of my unexplained absences over the next few
weeks as well. My aspartame poisoning has forced me to drive to
Detroit to camp out on Arny's lawn again. I'll be wearing that
jumbo
size dress I bought on e-bay. Before I leave, I'll snitch on every
one
of you to your bosses and your ISPs.

Actually, I'll be in the middle of my move to Texas. But I just
made
CISG have an orgasm.

Watch out for the smegma.\

Any absences from RAO are automatically due to incarceration.

He's being rendered off to Austin for interrogation.

You're awfully obsessed about interrogation. For the right
authorities, that's a huge red flag.

LoL. Helloooo FBI...Here I am.
Nothing. Hmmmm, you must be talking about the alimony cops.

Alimony? Did you get divorced? That explains why you're so ****ed off
at the world.

Nope, my wife still loves me.

Good. I would have laid off otherwise.

Don't be jealous.

Of what?



So what are the "right" authorities?
Didn't you know Obama pulled the plug on his e-mail cops. LoL.

No. I don't spend my life checking on this stuff every other minute.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
So you don't know who the right authorities are.
Just more debating trade fraudulent BS from a flat-worlder.

Because I can't read your mind, I'm employing the debating trade? How
dumb is that?

Oh wait...you're using debating trade techniques. Duh.

[vinyl anachronist]

On Aug 24, 6:52�pm, "ScottW" wrote:
"vinyl anachronist" wrote in message

...
On Aug 24, 6:40?pm, "ScottW" wrote:





"vinyl anachronist" wrote in message

....
On Aug 24, 3:28?pm, ScottW2 wrote:

On Aug 24, 3:02?pm, vinyl anachronist
wrote:

On Aug 24, 2:56 pm, ScottW2 wrote:

On Aug 24, 2:02 pm, vinyl anachronist
wrote:

On Aug 24, 12:58 pm, ScottW2 wrote:

On Aug 24, 12:54 pm, Clyde Slick wrote:

On 24 aug., 11:14, vinyl anachronist
wrote:

On Aug 24, 2:24 am, "Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!"

wrote:
...for a bit. I hope the overwhelming sounds of stupidity made
by some
here don't cause hearing loss to those that 2pid hasn't driven
off.

I'll be going on one of my unexplained absences over the next
few
weeks as well. My aspartame poisoning has forced me to drive to
Detroit to camp out on Arny's lawn again. I'll be wearing that
jumbo
size dress I bought on e-bay. Before I leave, I'll snitch on
every
one
of you to your bosses and your ISPs.

Actually, I'll be in the middle of my move to Texas. But I just
made
CISG have an orgasm.

Watch out for the smegma.\

Any absences from RAO are automatically due to incarceration.

[Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On Aug 24, 5:28*pm, ScottW2 wrote:

Nope, my wife still loves me.

She loves me too.

Difference is, she puts out for me. LoL.

(It's unnatural for me to write like that even when mocking 2pid.)

Don't be jealous.

For all you know she puts out for Marc too. Even I have to knock to
make sure she isn't already "engaged" and she gave me a "frequnt
flyer" card. LoL.

So what are the "right" authorities?
Didn't you know Obama pulled the plug on his e-mail cops. LoL.

You find the stupidest stuff funny. LoL.

Oh well. So much for my hope that 2pid could show some intelligence in
my absence. LoL.

[Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On Aug 24, 8:56*pm, vinyl anachronist
wrote:

Wrong.

Sorry, Marc, too many letters.

Try "duh" next time. With constant repitition 2pid may eventually
understand that one. LoL.

[Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On Aug 24, 12:20*pm, ScottW2 wrote:
On Aug 24, 2:24*am, "Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!"

wrote:
...for a bit. I hope the overwhelming sounds of stupidity made by some
here don't cause hearing loss to those that 2pid hasn't driven off.

*Please complete your VA death counseling evaluation form before
departing.

Duh.

Is your life worth living in your depressed state? *The VA wants to
know.

Funny thing is (more mockery, 2pid), if I was as mentally dull as you
I actually *would* be depressed. On another note, why aren't you
depressed? (I qactually know that it's because 2pid is too dumb to
know how stupid he is. Maybe he's just smart enough to know he's
overwhelmed here, and that's what makes him so angry all the time.)

[GeoSynch]

Jilly softly sobbed:

It's unnatural for me to write like that

You're more in your element tarted up like a drag-queen diva flirting
shamelessly with drunken grunts fallen fresh off the turnip trucks.

[vinyl anachronist]

On Aug 25, 9:20�pm, "Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!"
wrote:
On Aug 24, 8:56�pm, vinyl anachronist
wrote:

Wrong.

Sorry, Marc, too many letters.

Try "duh" next time. With constant repitition 2pid may eventually
understand that one. LoL.

I tried duh. Scott said, "Don't know...have something to do with choo
choo."

[Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On Aug 25, 11:26*pm, "GeoSynch" wrote:
Jilly softly sobbed:

It's unnatural for me to write like that

You're more in your element tarted up like a drag-queen diva flirting
shamelessly with drunken grunts fallen fresh off the turnip trucks.

Indeed. What with their jism and smegma and ****.

[vinyl anachronist]

On Aug 25, 9:18�pm, "Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!"
wrote:
On Aug 24, 5:28�pm, ScottW2 wrote:

Nope, my wife still loves me.

She loves me too.

Difference is, she puts out for me. LoL.

(It's unnatural for me to write like that even when mocking 2pid.)

Don't be jealous.

For all you know she puts out for Marc too. Even I have to knock to
make sure she isn't already "engaged" and she gave me a "frequnt
flyer" card. LoL.


So what are the "right" authorities?
Didn't you know Obama pulled the plug on his e-mail cops. LoL.

You find the stupidest stuff funny. LoL.

Oh well. So much for my hope that 2pid could show some intelligence in
my absence. LoL.

Nope...he started making it even more personal when I mentioned his
mullet. Let's see...I talk about his hair, and then he retorts bys
saying that I'm a failure, that my wife doesn't love me, and that I'm
running to Texas to escape repo men.

(In other words, he's sensitive about his mullet. Very sensitive.)

[GeoSynch]

Jilly licked her lips:

It's unnatural for me to write like that

You're more in your element tarted up like a drag-queen diva flirting
shamelessly with drunken grunts fallen fresh off the turnip trucks.

Indeed. What with their jism and smegma and ****.

Jilly's favorite cocktail recipe that gets her motivated for latrine duty.

[George M. Middius[_4_]]

Shhhh! said:

You're more in your element tarted up like a drag-queen diva flirting
shamelessly with drunken grunts fallen fresh off the turnip trucks.

Indeed. What with their jism and smegma and ****.

Have you established a pattern yet?

[George M. Middius[_4_]]

vinyl anachronist said:

Let's see...I talk about his hair, and then he retorts bys
saying that I'm a failure, that my wife doesn't love me, and that I'm
running to Texas to escape repo men.
(In other words, he's sensitive about his mullet. Very sensitive.)

Scoots, you shouldn't be ashamed of having no taste. It's not like we didn't
already know that.

(Cue Witless's yapping about "rent boys" and "welfare".)

[Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On Aug 25, 11:48*pm, George M. Middius
wrote:
Shhhh! said:

You're more in your element tarted up like a drag-queen diva flirting
shamelessly with drunken grunts fallen fresh off the turnip trucks.

Indeed. What with their jism and smegma and ****.

Have you established a pattern yet?

Sugar?

Fixation with male emissions? Check

Dependence upon a thesaurus for average daily communication? Check.

Lack of a sense of humor? Check.

Clear and obvious love for 2pid? Check.

Rampant homophobia? Check.

Was there something else?

[George M. Middius[_4_]]

Shhhh! said:

Have you established a pattern yet?

Fixation with male emissions? Check
Dependence upon a thesaurus for average daily communication? Check.
Lack of a sense of humor? Check.
Clear and obvious love for 2pid? Check.
Rampant homophobia? Check.
Was there something else?

Any reason you left out the phoney christianity?

[Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On Aug 26, 2:06*pm, George M. Middius
wrote:
Shhhh! said:

Have you established a pattern yet?

Fixation with male emissions? Check
Dependence upon a thesaurus for average daily communication? Check.
Lack of a sense of humor? Check.
Clear and obvious love for 2pid? Check.
Rampant homophobia? Check.
Was there something else?

Any reason you left out the phoney christianity?

Don't all Real Christians talk about jism and smegma?

[vinyl anachronist]

On Aug 26, 9:32�am, "Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!"
wrote:
On Aug 25, 11:48�pm, George M. Middius
wrote:

Shhhh! said:

You're more in your element tarted up like a drag-queen diva flirting
shamelessly with drunken grunts fallen fresh off the turnip trucks.

Indeed. What with their jism and smegma and ****.

Have you established a pattern yet?

Sugar?

Fixation with male emissions? Check

Dependence upon a thesaurus for average daily communication? Check.

Lack of a sense of humor? Check.

Clear and obvious love for 2pid? Check.

Rampant homophobia? Check.

Was there something else?

Well, there's the intelligence (or lack thereof) issue.

[GeoSynch]

"Larry" grudged:

"Moe" pudged:

"Shhhhemp!" sludged:

You're more in your element tarted up like a drag-queen diva flirting
shamelessly with drunken grunts fallen fresh off the turnip trucks.

Rampant homophobia? Check.

Was there something else?

Well, there's the intelligence (or lack thereof) issue.

The Stooges sing in harmony "And now I wanna be your dog!"

[Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On Aug 26, 11:25*pm, "GeoSynch" wrote:
"Larry" grudged:

"Moe" pudged:
"Shhhhemp!" sludged:
You're more in your element tarted up like a drag-queen diva flirting
shamelessly with drunken grunts fallen fresh off the turnip trucks.
Rampant homophobia? Check.
Was there something else?
Well, there's the intelligence (or lack thereof) issue.

The Stooges sing in harmony "And now I wanna be your dog!"

You seem bitter. Did you have a disappointing homosexual relationship?

[vinyl anachronist]

On Aug 26, 10:31�pm, "Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!"
wrote:
On Aug 26, 11:25�pm, "GeoSynch" wrote:

"Larry" grudged:

"Moe" pudged:
"Shhhhemp!" sludged:
You're more in your element tarted up like a drag-queen diva flirting
shamelessly with drunken grunts fallen fresh off the turnip trucks.
Rampant homophobia? Check.
Was there something else?
Well, there's the intelligence (or lack thereof) issue.

The Stooges sing in harmony "And now I wanna be your dog!"

You seem bitter. Did you have a disappointing homosexual relationship?

That was my guess. Either that, or he wishes he had made two friends
in his entire life so he could be a Stooge, too.

All in all, I can't quite understand why he stays here. Each day he
seems a little more remose, a little more bankrupt of ideas and a
little more transparent. Sometimes I really feel bad for him. He was
once someone's baby, you know. He could have done anything with his
life...anything but the effeminate, feeble and cowardly preening he
does here.

[GeoSynch]

Jilly dusts off the old "After The Ball" manifesto and asks afresh:

"Larry" grudged:

"Moe" pudged:

"Shhhhemp!" sludged:

You're more in your element tarted up like a drag-queen diva flirting
shamelessly with drunken grunts fallen fresh off the turnip trucks.

Rampant homophobia? Check.

Was there something else?

Well, there's the intelligence (or lack thereof) issue.

The Stooges sing in [unison] "And now I wanna be your dog!"

You seem bitter. Did you have a disappointing homosexual relationship?

You have no idea how incredibly stupid you appear attempting that tired old
ploy.

Go have another jism, smegma and diarrhea cocktail before you get your bloomers
in another uproar.

[George M. Middius[_4_]]

vinyl anachronist said:

All in all, I can't quite understand why he stays here. Each day he
seems a little more remose, a little more bankrupt of ideas and a
little more transparent. Sometimes I really feel bad for him. He was
once someone's baby, you know. He could have done anything with his
life...anything but the effeminate, feeble and cowardly preening he
does here.

I have some good friends who are actually effeminate, but they don't remind me
of Stynchie in the least.

[GeoSynch]

Buffoon burbled:

All in all, I can't quite understand why he stays here. Each day he
seems a little more remose [sic] ...

Did you mean to write "morose," moron? There is no such word as "remose."

What are you ... stupid or something? (Yes, that is a rhetorical question.)

[GeoSynch]

Boy George minced:

I have some good friends who are actually effeminate

Queers of a feather ..

[vinyl anachronist]

On Aug 26, 10:47�pm, George M. Middius
wrote:
vinyl anachronist said:

All in all, I can't quite understand why he stays here. Each day he
seems a little more remose, a little more bankrupt of ideas and a
little more transparent. Sometimes I really feel bad for him. He was
once someone's baby, you know. He could have done anything with his
life...anything but the effeminate, feeble and cowardly preening he
does here.

I have some good friends who are actually effeminate, but they don't remind me
of Stynchie in the least.

I'm not sure if he even realizes he's being effeminate, considering
that self-awareness is not his strong suit. It's just a strange
conceit that he's so homophobic and yet he comes off like Dean
Stockwell in Blue Velvet.

[Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On Aug 27, 12:43*am, "GeoSynch" wrote:
Jilly dusts off the old "After The Ball" manifesto and asks afresh:

You seem bitter. Did you have a disappointing homosexual relationship?

You have no idea how incredibly stupid you appear attempting that tired old
ploy.

I see.

Go have another jism, smegma and diarrhea cocktail before you get your bloomers
in another uproar.

You, OTOH, appear incredibly smart. How do you do it?

[vinyl anachronist]

On Aug 26, 11:23�pm, "Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!"
wrote:
On Aug 27, 12:43�am, "GeoSynch" wrote:

Jilly dusts off the old "After The Ball" manifesto and asks afresh:
You seem bitter. Did you have a disappointing homosexual relationship?

You have no idea how incredibly stupid you appear attempting that tired old
ploy.

I see.

Go have another jism, smegma and diarrhea cocktail before you get your bloomers
in another uproar.

You, OTOH, appear incredibly smart. How do you do it?

He draws a long hot bath and puts on some Josh Groban. He lights a few
candles...a combination of cinnamon and vanilla...and then pours in
the moisturizing bath beads. Then he climbs in, grabs the latest
Nicholas Sparks novel and reads for an hour. Then he climbs out,
douches, and ouila! He's a new woman.

[George M. Middius[_4_]]

Shhhh! said:

Go have another jism, smegma and diarrhea cocktail before you get your bloomers
in another uproar.

You, OTOH, appear incredibly smart. How do you do it?

It must be all that Bible study that good "Christians" like Stynchie adore.