[George M. Middius[_4_]]

Oh, the cruelty! The canininity! The horror!

"Woof!" yaps Witlessmongrel as he scurries into the darkness of his
'discussion' zone.

Didn't you hear? Scottie has ***joined*** the Georgians. Don't go acting
mush-brained on us.
*What a pathetic group.

OK, time for your confession, Scooter. Arnii Krooborg tied you up in the yard
for a few days, right?

Actually YAP-YAP-YAP! BARKBARBARK! than
GROWL! grrrrr WOOF-WOOF-WOOF! likes of
YAP-GROWL-YAP-BARKETY-BARK! being confined to my yard

Naturally, that circumstance would eliminate the risk to the carpet. In light
of your persistent disobedience problems, I can see why Master Krooborg
restricts you.

BTW, do you hear the Lord High Editor laughing at you? I certainly do.