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On 20 Feb, 13:36, "Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!"
wrote: On Feb 20, 6:55 am, Clyde Slick wrote: On 20 Feb, 07:44, "Arny Krueger" wrote: "Trevor Wilson" wrote in "Arny Krueger" wrote in message ... "Trevor Wilson" wrote in Still, you may care to explain how this can be so. It is widely believed that nobody can prove any of the laws of thermodynamics except the second. So, why must everything that we believe to be true be explained? **Because that is how science works. If so, then the other laws of thermodynamics, which have equal credibility with most people who are interested, should be ignored. There is no explanation for them, they are just statements about things people have perceived. Arny supports pick and choose science, whatever you believe to be true, no explanations necessary Arny supports pick and choose christianity, whatever you believe to be true, no explanations necessary Arny rejects pick and choose audio component preference, whatever you believe to be true, no explanations necesary Once upon a time there was a woman over 2,000 years ago who was artificially inseminated without her knowledge. To mark this momentous occasion, and against all physical laws, a star was moved to illuminate the birthplace of the resultant child. In a day, and in a culture, where virginity prior to marriage was paramount, it turns out the husband didn't give a ****. Perhaps he was so ugly he was grateful to have a woman, any woman, wed him. One day it rained grilled steaks. Nobody was in the least surprised. Nor were they surprised when genetically-altered frogs and locusts descended on their enemies. "Thank Dad they didn't hit us with anthrax again!" said the man. "These army experiments are getting pretty old." The man grew up and became somewhat of a rock star. He and a group of his friends partied their asses off! One day they were out on a boat drinking and doing guy stuff. A terrible storm blew in. The man (who was pretty high at the time) said, "Fear not!" and amazed them all by water-skiing by. No rock star has ever partied like that, before or since! Unfortunately, the hard living took its toll and the man died. Three days later the local hospital brought a defibrillator and revived him. He was escorted to a place called "heaven" by some otherwordly creatures from another rock group called "The Angels". He hasn't been heard from since. Many people formed cults around this man, much like many people did a couple of thousand years later around Jim Morrison or The Big Bopper. Apparently some of these cults are considered better than the others. It's all easily-explained and very sceireintific. ;-) ' "at least' the followers of the Latter Day Saints (Saints Morrison, Presley, Holly, and Hendrix, and don't forget my favorite, Saint George) got to use tubed equipment. The original Rocker didn't have anything to record with. you had to be there to hear him, or else read a book written about him by his (hehehe) male groupies, which was even more innacurate than the tubes. |