On Tue, 03 Feb 2004 15:50:33 +0000, Captain Fire Farter, The
wrote:

On Tue, 03 Feb 2004 15:23:34 GMT, Doktor Kernith
wrote:

I was using it to reposition my Sonus Faber Amatis. A proper loudspeaker
with mass and balls and port holes.( three nice tight ones)

Bleh. I only like speakers that can kill you when they're naked.

Tell you what - stand at the bottom of the Tower of London and let me
drop a naked Amatis on your head and let's see what happens.

Or maybe I should try to avoid a non-vital area, eh?

On Tue, 03 Feb 2004 11:19:53 -0600, dave weil
wrote:

Bleh. I only like speakers that can kill you when they're naked.

Tell you what - stand at the bottom of the Tower of London and let me
drop a naked Amatis on your head and let's see what happens.

Or maybe I should try to avoid a non-vital area, eh?

Maybe my penchant for 'stats has some connection with my penchant for
wrapping myself in cling-film. I really don't know.

Sorry . . . where were we?

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td

On Tue, 03 Feb 2004 17:48:54 +0000, Captain Fire Farter, The
wrote:

On Tue, 03 Feb 2004 11:19:53 -0600, dave weil
wrote:

Bleh. I only like speakers that can kill you when they're naked.

Tell you what - stand at the bottom of the Tower of London and let me
drop a naked Amatis on your head and let's see what happens.

Or maybe I should try to avoid a non-vital area, eh?

Maybe my penchant for 'stats has some connection with my penchant for
wrapping myself in cling-film. I really don't know.

Sorry . . . where were we?

We were dropping a speaker on your head. Do you think the Beefeaters
will mind?

On Tue, 03 Feb 2004 12:03:29 -0600, dave weil
wrote:

We were dropping a speaker on your head. Do you think the Beefeaters
will mind?

Not if I wear my best red pinafore.

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On Tue, 03 Feb 2004 18:58:50 +0000, Captain Fire Farter, The
wrote:

We were dropping a speaker on your head. Do you think the Beefeaters
will mind?

Not if I wear my best red pinafore.

P.S. Now playing: Yeoman of the Guard.

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td

On Tue, 03 Feb 2004 18:58:50 +0000, Captain Fire Farter, The
wrote:

On Tue, 03 Feb 2004 12:03:29 -0600, dave weil
wrote:

We were dropping a speaker on your head. Do you think the Beefeaters
will mind?

Not if I wear my best red pinafore.

HMS?

Boy, I'm glad I'm off tonight. I can concoct other methods of crowning
you with Fabers. I've already designed a suitable catapult. I was also
thinking of one of the Coyote-employed ACME giant slingshots.

The next plan will be determing the proper amount of C-4 speaker
damping. Do you prefer to have any identifiable body parts or do you
wish to be vaporized?

I'm by the phone if you wish to consult. I have designed a special
answering machine message just for you, so if the phone rings, I will
let the message play and hope that the call isn't someone offering me
a job.

On Tue, 03 Feb 2004 14:55:42 -0600, dave weil
wrote:

On Tue, 03 Feb 2004 18:58:50 +0000, Captain Fire Farter, The
wrote:

On Tue, 03 Feb 2004 12:03:29 -0600, dave weil
wrote:

We were dropping a speaker on your head. Do you think the Beefeaters
will mind?

Not if I wear my best red pinafore.

HMS?

Boy, I'm glad I'm off tonight. I can concoct other methods of crowning
you with Fabers. I've already designed a suitable catapult. I was also
thinking of one of the Coyote-employed ACME giant slingshots.

The next plan will be determing the proper amount of C-4 speaker
damping. Do you prefer to have any identifiable body parts or do you
wish to be vaporized?

I'm by the phone if you wish to consult. I have designed a special
answering machine message just for you, so if the phone rings, I will
let the message play and hope that the call isn't someone offering me
a job.

Oh, OK. I can see this is going to be regrettable. Listen out for me.
Ever since I picked up my homosexual lisp, I ring with a capital
SPPRSRSRPR.

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td