"George M. Middius" cmndr [underscore] george [at] comcast [dot] net wrote
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Robert Morein said:

I can confirm that this works really well for any table or chair, that
rocks. Usually one has to use an entire pack of postit notes. Corrugated
cardboard is a cheaper alternative.

A more high-tech solution would be the Matchbox version of a hydraulic
jack. I think it's included in the Matchbox Garage set.

Also, we can market "chair grease". The chair seat is lubricated with a
nonstaining teflon based grease, so McLardo and other fatasses can slide on
and off. Hell, we'll call it an "electret". We can claim it bombards
fatasses with tachyons.