"Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!" wrote in message
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Date: Wed, 11 Jan 2006 23:58:35 GMT

So if it's harder to get out of a mining town than it was for me to get
out
of Seattle and into California, it bloddy difficult, but still not
impossible.

Gonna tell a little story 'bout a man named 'Nob'
Livin' in Seattle but he couldn't find a job
"Only one thing we can do," thought Nobber's family
So they loaded up their truck and they moved to Beverly
(Hills, that is. Streets of gold. Private property)

The next thing you know old Nob's a millionaire
When it comes to tax-time he is not willing to share
"And keepin' all my money now it really ain't no sin"
"And even though I sound like one I'm no republican."
(Dumb, that is. Lack of brains. Jethro Bodine)

Nob and his mrs. chose to raise a couple young 'uns
Those chips fell right off the block, they're really quite the dumb
ones
"Ain't gonna raise my junior now to be a tree hugger"
"Since science says we can pollute and pump **** in the air"
(Junk science, that is. Propaganda. Crackpots.)

(Cue Flatt and Scruggs banjo music)

At least you're consistent, even when you rhyme, you lie.