Going out clubbing dressed like a girl is just oh so much fun!
Since I am small, 5'4" and slim build it is easy for me to pass as
a gyrl.

I rarely, if ever, get clocked.

I like playing the whore and blowing some guy, all the while fighting off
his advances at feeling my pussy.

I'm always on the rag.....ha ha....

It turns me on.

So I ended up at some club and got gangbanged and god is my butt sore.

Oh well, such is the trials and tribulations of using Linux.

All the guys promised to use Linux if I screwed them.

I wonder if they are telling me the truth?


Heather Swallows.

Heather Swallows wrote:
Going out clubbing dressed like a girl is just oh so much fun!
Since I am small, 5'4" and slim build it is easy for me to pass as
a gyrl.

I rarely, if ever, get clocked.

I like playing the whore and blowing some guy, all the while fighting
off his advances at feeling my pussy.

I'm always on the rag.....ha ha....

It turns me on.

So I ended up at some club and got gangbanged and god is my butt sore.

Oh well, such is the trials and tribulations of using Linux.

All the guys promised to use Linux if I screwed them.

I wonder if they are telling me the truth?


Heather Swallows.


Roy? Is that you Roy?

Wonder what Heather's gonna do when she's asked to download and upload


"Rebecca" wrote in message
...
Heather Swallows wrote:
Going out clubbing dressed like a girl is just oh so much fun!
Since I am small, 5'4" and slim build it is easy for me to pass as
a gyrl.

I rarely, if ever, get clocked.

I like playing the whore and blowing some guy, all the while fighting
off his advances at feeling my pussy.

I'm always on the rag.....ha ha....

It turns me on.

So I ended up at some club and got gangbanged and god is my butt sore.

Oh well, such is the trials and tribulations of using Linux.

All the guys promised to use Linux if I screwed them.

I wonder if they are telling me the truth?


Heather Swallows.


Roy? Is that you Roy?

Heather Swallows wrote:

Going out clubbing dressed like a girl is just oh so much fun!

Most of the girls I know are dressed in jeans and T-shirts, so are the
blokes. What's so special about that?


--
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(Remove the ".invalid"s and add ".co.uk" to reply)
www.poppyrecords.co.uk

In comp.os.linux.advocacy, Heather Swallows

wrote
on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 18:37:25 -0500
:
Going out clubbing dressed like a girl is just oh so much fun!
Since I am small, 5'4" and slim build it is easy for me to pass as
a gyrl.

Gyrl? Must be a newfangled processor. Good thing Linux
supports almost a dozen architectures, from the StrongARM
to the IBM zx90. Oh yeah, and the Intel clones, too.


I rarely, if ever, get clocked.

Linux works reasonably well with overclocked equipment, though
the usual disclaimers apply.


I like playing the whore and blowing some guy, all the while
fighting off his advances at feeling my pussy.

Sorry, your weirdness quotient has been used up for the day.
I for one don't do cats. :-P PETs, maybe. But not cats.

[rest snipped]

--
#191,
It's still legal to go .sigless.

On Wed, 28 Dec 2005 18:00:09 +0000, The Ghost In The Machine wrote:

In comp.os.linux.advocacy, Heather Swallows

wrote
on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 18:37:25 -0500
:
Going out clubbing dressed like a girl is just oh so much fun!
Since I am small, 5'4" and slim build it is easy for me to pass as
a gyrl.

Gyrl? Must be a newfangled processor. Good thing Linux
supports almost a dozen architectures, from the StrongARM
to the IBM zx90. Oh yeah, and the Intel clones, too.


I rarely, if ever, get clocked.

Linux works reasonably well with overclocked equipment, though
the usual disclaimers apply.

You Linix people have a very strange sense of humor.
Getting "clocked" is a slang term transgender people use to describe
getting discovered. IOW when you discover your date turns out to be Jimmy
instead of Jenny, then Jenny would say she got "clocked".

"John Watkins" risked the wrath of Usenet weenies when he ventured forth
on 2005-12-28, commmitted his life to the whims of Google, and espoused:

On Wed, 28 Dec 2005 18:00:09 +0000, The Ghost In The Machine wrote:


Linux works reasonably well with overclocked equipment, though
the usual disclaimers apply.

You Linix people have a very strange sense of humor.
Getting "clocked" is a slang term transgender people use to describe
getting discovered. IOW when you discover your date turns out to be Jimmy
instead of Jenny, then Jenny would say she got "clocked".


*WHOOSH*

I'm sure The Ghost knew that : he was pulling lines.


--
"Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but
rum, sodomy, and the lash.

In comp.os.linux.advocacy, Walter Mitty

wrote
on 28 Dec 2005 19:57:06 GMT
:





"John Watkins" risked the wrath of Usenet weenies when he ventured forth
on 2005-12-28, commmitted his life to the whims of Google, and espoused:

On Wed, 28 Dec 2005 18:00:09 +0000, The Ghost In The Machine wrote:


Linux works reasonably well with overclocked equipment, though
the usual disclaimers apply.

You Linix people have a very strange sense of humor.
Getting "clocked" is a slang term transgender people use to describe
getting discovered. IOW when you discover your date turns out to be Jimmy
instead of Jenny, then Jenny would say she got "clocked".


*WHOOSH*

I'm sure The Ghost knew that : he was pulling lines.


I actually didn't know that one. No doubt you've heard to
phrase "to clean one's clock" -- a metaphor for getting
punched in the nose or roughed up. That's the one I was
using here.

Of course, there was that one poor transgendered woman
who got killed by a group of four when she got clocked.
I don't remember whether she was shot or her head stove
in via a baseball bat. Not that it matters much, and the
four did face justice. One might say she got defrocked,
clocked, they were shocked, her escape was blocked, and
then she was murdered.

But yes, we do have a strange sense of humor. This is,
after all, COLA. :-) Transgender seduction doesn't
quite work here.

Be careful where you punch in. :-) Followups reset.

(Oh, and *that* metaphor is from way back -- when
people actually had to take a timecard out of an
"OUT" area, feed it to a device that went "klunk",
imprinting the time of day thereon, and then moving it
into an "IN" area. The reverse is punching out, of course.
Not only does it keep track of how much time one gets
paid for, it also gave the supes a method by which they
can determine who's on the job site.)

--
#191, -- insert random very weird metaphor here
It's still legal to go .sigless.

It is further alleged that on or about Wed, 28 Dec 2005 14:13:38
-0500, in alt.os.windows-xp, the queezy keyboard of John Watkins
spewed the following:

|On Wed, 28 Dec 2005 18:00:09 +0000, The Ghost In The Machine wrote:
|
| In comp.os.linux.advocacy, Heather Swallows
|
| wrote
| on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 18:37:25 -0500
| :
| Going out clubbing dressed like a girl is just oh so much fun!
| Since I am small, 5'4" and slim build it is easy for me to pass as
| a gyrl.
|
| Gyrl? Must be a newfangled processor. Good thing Linux
| supports almost a dozen architectures, from the StrongARM
| to the IBM zx90. Oh yeah, and the Intel clones, too.
|
|
| I rarely, if ever, get clocked.
|
| Linux works reasonably well with overclocked equipment, though
| the usual disclaimers apply.
|
|You Linix people have a very strange sense of humor.
|Getting "clocked" is a slang term transgender people use to describe
|getting discovered. IOW when you discover your date turns out to be Jimmy
|instead of Jenny, then Jenny would say she got "clocked".

Okay! That was more information about you personal life than any of us
wanted.
--

-nos1eep

Scaling up the heights of folly.
non est ponenda pluritas sine necessitate

In comp.os.linux.advocacy, nos1eep

wrote
on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 17:07:36 -0600
:
It is further alleged that on or about Wed, 28 Dec 2005 14:13:38
-0500, in alt.os.windows-xp, the queezy keyboard of John Watkins
spewed the following:

|On Wed, 28 Dec 2005 18:00:09 +0000, The Ghost In The Machine wrote:
|
| In comp.os.linux.advocacy, Heather Swallows
|
| wrote
| on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 18:37:25 -0500
| :

[snip for brevity]

|
| I rarely, if ever, get clocked.
|
| Linux works reasonably well with overclocked equipment, though
| the usual disclaimers apply.
|
|You Linix people have a very strange sense of humor.
|Getting "clocked" is a slang term transgender people use to describe
|getting discovered. IOW when you discover your date turns out to be Jimmy
|instead of Jenny, then Jenny would say she got "clocked".

Okay! That was more information about you personal life than any of us
wanted.

Yeah, well, with Windows one doesn't get clocked...one gets 0wn3d. :-P

[.sigsnip]

--
#191,
It's still legal to go .sigless.

It is further alleged that on or about Thu, 29 Dec 2005 01:00:10 GMT,
in alt.os.windows-xp, the queezy keyboard of The Ghost In The Machine
spewed the following:

|In comp.os.linux.advocacy, nos1eep

| wrote
|on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 17:07:36 -0600
:
| It is further alleged that on or about Wed, 28 Dec 2005 14:13:38
| -0500, in alt.os.windows-xp, the queezy keyboard of John Watkins
| spewed the following:
|
| |On Wed, 28 Dec 2005 18:00:09 +0000, The Ghost In The Machine wrote:
| |
| | In comp.os.linux.advocacy, Heather Swallows
| |
| | wrote
| | on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 18:37:25 -0500
| | :
|
|[snip for brevity]
|
| |
| | I rarely, if ever, get clocked.
| |
| | Linux works reasonably well with overclocked equipment, though
| | the usual disclaimers apply.
| |
| |You Linix people have a very strange sense of humor.
| |Getting "clocked" is a slang term transgender people use to describe
| |getting discovered. IOW when you discover your date turns out to be Jimmy
| |instead of Jenny, then Jenny would say she got "clocked".
|
| Okay! That was more information about you personal life than any of us
| wanted.
|
|Yeah, well, with Windows one doesn't get clocked...one gets 0wn3d. :-P

Yeah, well, the average person has trouble walking and chewing gum at
the same time, and the average person uses Windows. So, you see, it
isn't Windows, it IS the gibbering idiot dr001ing all over his
keyboard that gets 0wn3d.
--

-nos1eep

Scaling up the heights of folly.
non est ponenda pluritas sine necessitate

In comp.os.linux.advocacy, nos1eep

wrote
on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 19:48:30 -0600
:
It is further alleged that on or about Thu, 29 Dec 2005 01:00:10 GMT,
in alt.os.windows-xp, the queezy keyboard of The Ghost In The Machine
spewed the following:

|In comp.os.linux.advocacy, nos1eep

| wrote
|on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 17:07:36 -0600
:
| It is further alleged that on or about Wed, 28 Dec 2005 14:13:38
| -0500, in alt.os.windows-xp, the queezy keyboard of John Watkins
| spewed the following:
|
| |On Wed, 28 Dec 2005 18:00:09 +0000, The Ghost In The Machine wrote:
| |
| | In comp.os.linux.advocacy, Heather Swallows
| |
| | wrote
| | on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 18:37:25 -0500
| | :
|
|[snip for brevity]
|
| |
| | I rarely, if ever, get clocked.
| |
| | Linux works reasonably well with overclocked equipment, though
| | the usual disclaimers apply.
| |
| |You Linix people have a very strange sense of humor.
| |Getting "clocked" is a slang term transgender people use to describe
| |getting discovered. IOW when you discover your date turns out to be Jimmy
| |instead of Jenny, then Jenny would say she got "clocked".
|
| Okay! That was more information about you personal life than any of us
| wanted.
|
|Yeah, well, with Windows one doesn't get clocked...one gets 0wn3d. :-P

Yeah, well, the average person has trouble walking and chewing gum at
the same time, and the average person uses Windows. So, you see, it
isn't Windows, it IS the gibbering idiot dr001ing all over his
keyboard that gets 0wn3d.

True. Windows makes people highly intelligent, able to discuss
all the major virus outbreaks in the coffee room but frantically
keeping on top of them by downloading the latest anti-malware and
waiting for registry cleaners, file delousers, and memory checkers.

Linux makes everyone fat, dumb, and productive.

Can't be too careful with al Qaeda running amuck -- it might lead
to dancing.

[.sigsnip]

--
#191,
It's still legal to go .sigless.

In comp.os.linux.advocacy, I Care

wrote
on Tue, 3 Jan 2006 10:44:38 -0800
:
In article ,
says...
True. Windows makes people highly intelligent, able to discuss
all the major virus outbreaks in the coffee room but frantically
keeping on top of them by downloading the latest anti-malware and
waiting for registry cleaners, file delousers, and memory checkers.

Linux makes everyone fat, dumb, and productive.


Agree.
Linux makes everyone that uses it, fat and dumb.

What is your OS recommendation?

--
#191,
It's still legal to go .sigless.

The Ghost In The Machine , wrote in message
:
In comp.os.linux.advocacy, I Care

wrote
on Tue, 3 Jan 2006 10:44:38 -0800
:
In article ,
says...
True. Windows makes people highly intelligent, able to discuss
all the major virus outbreaks in the coffee room but frantically
keeping on top of them by downloading the latest anti-malware and
waiting for registry cleaners, file delousers, and memory checkers.

Linux makes everyone fat, dumb, and productive.


Agree.
Linux makes everyone that uses it, fat and dumb.

What is your OS recommendation?

To lose or gain weight?

--
Please remove GLOCK ME NOW to SPAM me.

It is further alleged that on or about Tue, 03 Jan 2006 22:00:19 GMT,
in alt.os.windows-xp, the queezy keyboard of The Ghost In The Machine
spewed the following:

|In comp.os.linux.advocacy, I Care

| wrote
|on Tue, 3 Jan 2006 10:44:38 -0800
t:
| In article ,
| says...
| True. Windows makes people highly intelligent, able to discuss
| all the major virus outbreaks in the coffee room but frantically
| keeping on top of them by downloading the latest anti-malware and
| waiting for registry cleaners, file delousers, and memory checkers.
|
| Linux makes everyone fat, dumb, and productive.
|
|
| Agree.
| Linux makes everyone that uses it, fat and dumb.
|
|What is your OS recommendation?

Whatever trips your ****ing trigger is the one that I reccomend for
you. Advocates are exactly like people that call out to a room full of
people, "Right, then, I'm off to the crapper now. Got to take my
massive." Boring, uncouth and clueless.
You know what d00d? There ain't a dollars worth of difference between
you and some ****ing evangelist.
Right, Idiot?
Right!
--

-nos1eep

http://www.just****inggoogleit.com/

In comp.os.linux.advocacy, nos1eep

wrote
on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 19:31:01 -0600
:
It is further alleged that on or about Tue, 03 Jan 2006 22:00:19 GMT,
in alt.os.windows-xp, the queezy keyboard of The Ghost In The Machine
spewed the following:

|In comp.os.linux.advocacy, I Care

| wrote
|on Tue, 3 Jan 2006 10:44:38 -0800
t:
| In article ,
| says...
| True. Windows makes people highly intelligent, able to discuss
| all the major virus outbreaks in the coffee room but frantically
| keeping on top of them by downloading the latest anti-malware and
| waiting for registry cleaners, file delousers, and memory checkers.
|
| Linux makes everyone fat, dumb, and productive.
|
|
| Agree.
| Linux makes everyone that uses it, fat and dumb.
|
|What is your OS recommendation?

Whatever trips your ****ing trigger is the one that I reccomend for
you. Advocates are exactly like people that call out to a room full of
people, "Right, then, I'm off to the crapper now. Got to take my
massive." Boring, uncouth and clueless.
You know what d00d? There ain't a dollars worth of difference between
you and some ****ing evangelist.
Right, Idiot?
Right!

Ah, so you're advocating crap. Good to know.

Followups.

[.sigsnip]

--
#191,
It's still legal to go .sigless.