"Porky" wrote in
:


This pig doesn't live on a farm, but don't let that stop you from
dropping
by. :-)


It's something that is certainly worth considering, but in order to do so I
would need your address.


Naturally, no self-respecting pig would want to screw you.

And you ought to know, since you've obviously screwed them all.


I'll have to put you back in it for the benefit of the group.

How magnanamous of you, putting mud-slinging pig pleasure aside in
consideration of the feelings of the rest of the herd. I think I'll have a
BLT sandwich later this week to celebrate the grand event.

I saw your idiotic comments in Bob's
posts, and I couldn't resist replying.

It's unforunate that my comments confused your little pig brain. But, as
everyone knows, swine are not known for their ability to judge right from
wrong, good from evil, true from false, etc. Fortunately, pigs are good
for something. That reminds me, I need to defrost some pork sausage for
tomorrow's breakfast.