"The Ghost" wrote in message
. 130...
Please do.

Why would you need to ask, you wrote it didn't you?

Whatever letter it is to which you are referring, you didn't receive it
from me. Also, "Please do" doesn't constitute a question, you pig-headed
moron.

From the dictionary...

Please - If it is your desire or pleasure; if you please. Used in polite
*requests* (emphasis added)

Request - To express a desire for; ask for

Ghost - see Gary Sokolich

Gary Sokolich - A person of moderate to severe mental retardation having a
mental age of from three to seven years and generally being capable of some
degree of communication and performance of simple tasks under supervision.
The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now
considered offensive.

"Jim Carr" wrote in
news:0PIGd.1590$ry.1338@fed1read05:

"The Ghost" wrote in message
. 130...
Please do.

Why would you need to ask, you wrote it didn't you?

Whatever letter it is to which you are referring, you didn't receive
it from me. Also, "Please do" doesn't constitute a question, you
pig-headed moron.

From the dictionary...

Please - If it is your desire or pleasure; if you please. Used in
polite *requests* (emphasis added)

Request - To express a desire for; ask for

Ghost - see Gary Sokolich

Gary Sokolich - A person of moderate to severe mental retardation
having a mental age of from three to seven years and generally being
capable of some degree of communication and performance of simple
tasks under supervision. The term belongs to a classification system
no longer in use and is now considered offensive.



From the dictionary......

Slander - the utterance of false charges or misrepresentations which defame
and damage another's reputation.

Libel - defamation of a person by written means.

"The Ghost" wrote in message
. 130...

Slander - the utterance of false charges or misrepresentations which
defame
and damage another's reputation.

I think calling you an imbecile actually helps your reputation. It's not
like you have some highly regarded "accademic cridentials" or anything!

"Jim Carr" wrote in news:T4lHd.2061$ry.296@fed1read05:

"The Ghost" wrote in message
. 130...

Slander - the utterance of false charges or misrepresentations which
defame
and damage another's reputation.

I think calling you an imbecile actually helps your reputation. It's not
like you have some highly regarded "accademic cridentials" or anything!


What are your credentials? What are your areas of expertise? Where did you
get your M.D. and/or Ph.D? Where did you do your residency or post-
doctoral work? When did you ever hold a faculty position at either a
medical school or university? What medical school and/or university
courses have you ever taught? What awards, fellowships and/or research
grants have you ever received? How many years of research experience do
you have? How many years of consulting experience do you have? What
nationally-advertised seminars have you ever given? How many companies do
you have consulting agreements with? When was it that you were offered a
research position at Bell Labs? How many papers have you published? How
many patents do you have? How many MD's and/or Ph.D's do you have listed
as references on your resume? Do you even have a resume that anyone not
having a Beavis & Butthead mentality would take seriously?

Your absurd, infantile posts would suggest that you didn't even graduate
from high school. Even if you did, you certainly haven't accomplished
anything of note, as any internet search engine will readily verify.
Your sole tallent and ability appers to be insulting people on the usenet.
The fact of the matter is that you are a jerk and a nobody. What you think
is irrelevant. For your sake I hope that your attorney has something more
substantive than your infantile argumet to present in front of a judge and
jury.

The Ghost wrote: much

Are you undigested porridge referred to by C. Dickens?

Richard Owlett wrote in
:

The Ghost wrote: much

Are you undigested porridge referred to by C. Dickens?


Obviously not, since you clearly hold that esteemed position.

Richard Owlett wrote in
:

The Ghost wrote: much

Are you undigested porridge referred to by C. Dickens?



It is undoubtedly that the references for Richard Owlett's post a

References:

.com



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0PIGd.1590$ry.1338@fed1read05
0
T4lHd.2061$ry.296@fed1read05




And that the references for Jim Carr's post a

References:

.com



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0PIGd.1590$ry.1338@fed1read05
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Faking an identity to support one's mindless, childish position is about as
pathetic as it comes. Nonetheless, I am sure that Jim Carr has even more
in store for us,and that he will continue to reveal his true character
and/or lack thereof.

The Ghost wrote in
30:

"Jim Carr" wrote in
news:T4lHd.2061$ry.296@fed1read05:

"The Ghost" wrote in message
. 130...

Slander - the utterance of false charges or misrepresentations which
defame
and damage another's reputation.

I think calling you an imbecile actually helps your reputation. It's
not like you have some highly regarded "accademic cridentials" or
anything!


What are your credentials? What are your areas of expertise? Where
did you get your M.D. and/or Ph.D? Where did you do your residency or
post- doctoral work? When did you ever hold a faculty position at
either a medical school or university? What medical school and/or
university courses have you ever taught? What awards, fellowships
and/or research grants have you ever received? How many years of
research experience do you have? How many years of consulting
experience do you have? What nationally-advertised seminars have you
ever given? How many companies do you have consulting agreements
with? When was it that you were offered a research position at Bell
Labs? How many papers have you published? How many patents do you
have? How many MD's and/or Ph.D's do you have listed as references on
your resume? Do you even have a resume that anyone not having a
Beavis & Butthead mentality would take seriously?

Your absurd, infantile posts would suggest that you didn't even
graduate from high school. Even if you did, you certainly haven't
accomplished anything of note, as any internet search engine will
readily verify. Your sole tallent and ability appers to be
insulting people on the usenet. The fact of the matter is that you
are a jerk and a nobody. What you think is irrelevant. For your sake
I hope that your attorney has something more substantive than your
infantile argumet to present in front of a judge and jury.





Gary,

I have hired some very good people with no more than a high school
education (for engineering work) and I have hired at least one very less
productive PHD for engineering work. Education is certainly important, but
its not everything.

I know you have some acoustics expertise. but I don't remember you having
any real DSP skills. Why are you posting on comp.dsp? I don't remember you
being so jaded and rude when you worked at Bruel & Kjaer (yes, I was there
at the same time).

Most of the time, comp.dspers are civil to each other. Since I know you
don't have a strong background in DSP, I suggest you use this forum to
listen, rather than berate others.

I don't know (or care) what your technical credentials or accomplishments
are, I wouldn't hire you because of your lack of social skills.


--
Al Clark
Danville Signal Processing, Inc.
--------------------------------------------------------------------
Purveyors of Fine DSP Hardware and other Cool Stuff
Available at http://www.danvillesignal.com

Al Clark wrote in
29.71:

The Ghost wrote in
30:

"Jim Carr" wrote in
news:T4lHd.2061$ry.296@fed1read05:

"The Ghost" wrote in message
. 130...

Slander - the utterance of false charges or misrepresentations
which
defame
and damage another's reputation.

I think calling you an imbecile actually helps your reputation. It's
not like you have some highly regarded "accademic cridentials" or
anything!


What are your credentials? What are your areas of expertise? Where
did you get your M.D. and/or Ph.D? Where did you do your residency
or post- doctoral work? When did you ever hold a faculty position at
either a medical school or university? What medical school and/or
university courses have you ever taught? What awards, fellowships
and/or research grants have you ever received? How many years of
research experience do you have? How many years of consulting
experience do you have? What nationally-advertised seminars have you
ever given? How many companies do you have consulting agreements
with? When was it that you were offered a research position at Bell
Labs? How many papers have you published? How many patents do you
have? How many MD's and/or Ph.D's do you have listed as references
on your resume? Do you even have a resume that anyone not having a
Beavis & Butthead mentality would take seriously?

Your absurd, infantile posts would suggest that you didn't even
graduate from high school. Even if you did, you certainly haven't
accomplished anything of note, as any internet search engine will
readily verify. Your sole tallent and ability appers to be
insulting people on the usenet. The fact of the matter is that you
are a jerk and a nobody. What you think is irrelevant. For your
sake I hope that your attorney has something more substantive than
your infantile argumet to present in front of a judge and jury.





Gary,

I have hired some very good people with no more than a high school
education (for engineering work) and I have hired at least one very
less productive PHD for engineering work.

If that is so, I would suggest that you lack the necessary skills for
assessing/juduging the technical competence of people that you hire.


Education is certainly
important, but its not everything.

I don't think that any reasonable person would hold that education is
everything. Likewise, no reasonable person can deny that higher income and
greater opportunity are generally correlated with higher levels of
education. There are, of course, always exceptions.


I know you have some acoustics expertise. but I don't remember you
having any real DSP skills.

I don't remember you either. I have asked several of my ex-B&K colleagues,
who were around at the time, and no one seems to know you either.
Apparently you did not make a lasting impression with anyone at B&K.


Why are you posting on comp.dsp?


Jim Carr crossposted his childish comments to comp.disp. I simply posted
my reply to the newsgroups that he had selected.


I don't
remember you being so jaded and rude when you worked at Bruel & Kjaer
(yes, I was there at the same time).

At that time my personal integrity and professional crededntials were not
being attacked publically and worldwide by the likes of Jim Carr, Porky and
Bob Cain.


Most of the time, comp.dspers are civil to each other. Since I know
you don't have a strong background in DSP, I suggest you use this
forum to listen, rather than berate others.


I suggest that you either update yourself on what is really going on or
mind your own business.



I don't know (or care) what your technical credentials or
accomplishments are, I wouldn't hire you because of your lack of
social skills.

The people that I work for are interested solely in my technical expertise
and my demonstrated problem solving ability. They don't give a rat's ass
about your so-called social skills. I don't kiss anyone's ass for a job or
for a paycheck. Additionally, people get from me the same level of respect
that they give me. If you have a problem that requires social skills, then
by all means hire someone with the requisite social skills. On the other
hand, if you have a problem that requires certain technical expertise, I
suggest that you hire someone with the requisite technical expertise. To
do otherwise reflects poorly on your judgment and managerial skills.

"The Ghost" wrote in message
. 130...

Faking an identity to support one's mindless, childish position is about
as
pathetic as it comes. Nonetheless, I am sure that Jim Carr has even more
in store for us,and that he will continue to reveal his true character
and/or lack thereof.

Are you accusing me of pretending to be Richard Owlett, who has a newsgroup
posting history several years long (but not as long as mine)? And who uses
different posting software on a different server than I do?

I guess it's time to add paranoia to your list of mental ailments.

"The Ghost" wrote in message
. 130...

Why are you posting on comp.dsp?


Jim Carr crossposted his childish comments to comp.disp. I simply posted
my reply to the newsgroups that he had selected.

Actually, that's incorrect as usual.

The original thread was started in comp.dsp by Randy Yates, who simply
wanted to wish others well. Bob Cain replied and added his Christmas
greetings. At that time Ghost popped a woody and replied. In the process he
added several other newsgroups. I didn't notice the other headers until
recently.

Just do a quick Google Groups search on Ghost to see what I mean. The guy is
nuts.

"The Ghost" wrote in message
30...

What are your credentials?
I saved every gold star I ever got in grade school.

What are your areas of expertise?
Needling blowhards

Where did you get your M.D. and/or Ph.D?
From a diploma mill in Zimbabwe.

Where did you do your residency or post-doctoral work?
My brother's garage.

When did you ever hold a faculty position at either a medical school or
university?
When I was a professor there.

What medical school and/or university courses have you ever taught?
Introduction to Sarcasm.

What awards, fellowships and/or research grants have you ever received?
In college I was voted Most Likely to Aggravate an Imbecile

How many years of research experience do you have?
About a week.

How many years of consulting experience do you have?
Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, consult.

What nationally-advertised seminars have you ever given?
"Ignorant Imbeciles - Why we can't stop loving them"

How many companies do you have consulting agreements with?
Far more than those with which I have consulting disagreements.

When was it that you were offered a research position at Bell Labs?
Right after they realized their mistake of hiring Gary Sokolilch.

How many papers have you published?
I used to deliver The Washington Post. Does that count?

How many patents do you have?
They are all pending.

How many MD's and/or Ph.D's do you have listed as references on your
resume?
As many as will fit.

Do you even have a resume that anyone not having a Beavis & Butthead
mentality would take seriously?
You think Beavis and Butthead would take *any* resume seriously? What a
maroon.

For your sake I hope that your attorney has something more
substantive than your infantile argumet to present in front of a judge and
jury.

Argumet? Isn't that a French sauce you put on snails?

"Jim Carr" wrote in
news:VSGHd.4185$ry.596@fed1read05:

"The Ghost" wrote in message
30...

What are your credentials?
I saved every gold star I ever got in grade school.

What are your areas of expertise?
Needling blowhards

Where did you get your M.D. and/or Ph.D?
From a diploma mill in Zimbabwe.

Where did you do your residency or post-doctoral work?
My brother's garage.

When did you ever hold a faculty position at either a medical school
or
university?
When I was a professor there.

What medical school and/or university courses have you ever taught?
Introduction to Sarcasm.

What awards, fellowships and/or research grants have you ever
received?
In college I was voted Most Likely to Aggravate an Imbecile

How many years of research experience do you have?
About a week.

How many years of consulting experience do you have?
Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach,
consult.

What nationally-advertised seminars have you ever given?
"Ignorant Imbeciles - Why we can't stop loving them"

How many companies do you have consulting agreements with?
Far more than those with which I have consulting disagreements.

When was it that you were offered a research position at Bell Labs?
Right after they realized their mistake of hiring Gary Sokolilch.

How many papers have you published?
I used to deliver The Washington Post. Does that count?

How many patents do you have?
They are all pending.

How many MD's and/or Ph.D's do you have listed as references on your
resume?
As many as will fit.

Do you even have a resume that anyone not having a Beavis & Butthead
mentality would take seriously?
You think Beavis and Butthead would take *any* resume seriously? What
a maroon.

For your sake I hope that your attorney has something more
substantive than your infantile argumet to present in front of a
judge and jury.

Argumet? Isn't that a French sauce you put on snails?


In light of the above mindless, childish reply, you are a self-proclaimed,
mindless, and idiotic jackass, and no further comments from me are
necessary.

The Ghost wrote in
. 130:

Al Clark wrote in
29.71:

The Ghost wrote in
30:

"Jim Carr" wrote in
news:T4lHd.2061$ry.296@fed1read05:

"The Ghost" wrote in message
. 130...

Slander - the utterance of false charges or misrepresentations
which
defame
and damage another's reputation.

I think calling you an imbecile actually helps your reputation.
It's not like you have some highly regarded "accademic cridentials"
or anything!


What are your credentials? What are your areas of expertise? Where
did you get your M.D. and/or Ph.D? Where did you do your residency
or post- doctoral work? When did you ever hold a faculty position
at either a medical school or university? What medical school
and/or university courses have you ever taught? What awards,
fellowships and/or research grants have you ever received? How many
years of research experience do you have? How many years of
consulting experience do you have? What nationally-advertised
seminars have you ever given? How many companies do you have
consulting agreements with? When was it that you were offered a
research position at Bell Labs? How many papers have you published?
How many patents do you have? How many MD's and/or Ph.D's do you
have listed as references on your resume? Do you even have a resume
that anyone not having a Beavis & Butthead mentality would take
seriously?

Your absurd, infantile posts would suggest that you didn't even
graduate from high school. Even if you did, you certainly haven't
accomplished anything of note, as any internet search engine will
readily verify. Your sole tallent and ability appers to be
insulting people on the usenet. The fact of the matter is that you
are a jerk and a nobody. What you think is irrelevant. For your
sake I hope that your attorney has something more substantive than
your infantile argumet to present in front of a judge and jury.





Gary,

I have hired some very good people with no more than a high school
education (for engineering work) and I have hired at least one very
less productive PHD for engineering work.

If that is so, I would suggest that you lack the necessary skills for
assessing/juduging the technical competence of people that you hire.


Not at all, I have a very good track record when it comes to hiring
people, but I'm not perfect.








Education is certainly
important, but its not everything.

I don't think that any reasonable person would hold that education is
everything. Likewise, no reasonable person can deny that higher
income and greater opportunity are generally correlated with higher
levels of education. There are, of course, always exceptions.

I think that was my point.






I know you have some acoustics expertise. but I don't remember you
having any real DSP skills.

I don't remember you either. I have asked several of my ex-B&K
colleagues, who were around at the time, and no one seems to know you
either. Apparently you did not make a lasting impression with anyone
at B&K.

Really, At a recent AES convention, an ad hoc group of ex-B&K people just
happened to meet by chance at the Analog Devices booth. There were
perhaps 6 of us. I think they all knew me. Not too bad since I left Bruel
& Kjaer in 1984.






Why are you posting on comp.dsp?


Jim Carr crossposted his childish comments to comp.disp. I simply
posted my reply to the newsgroups that he had selected.


I don't
remember you being so jaded and rude when you worked at Bruel & Kjaer
(yes, I was there at the same time).

At that time my personal integrity and professional crededntials were
not being attacked publically and worldwide by the likes of Jim Carr,
Porky and Bob Cain.

Why do you think you are you a target? For example, Bob Cain has been
participating on the comp.dsp group for many years. I don't think the
rest of us have a problem with Bob. We might disagree from time to time,
but that's one of the reasons this forum exists.




Most of the time, comp.dspers are civil to each other. Since I know
you don't have a strong background in DSP, I suggest you use this
forum to listen, rather than berate others.




I suggest that you either update yourself on what is really going on
or mind your own business.


I see your comments and comments about you regularly.

If you are not interested in DSP topics, maybe you should just not reply
to this group.



I don't know (or care) what your technical credentials or
accomplishments are, I wouldn't hire you because of your lack of
social skills.

The people that I work for are interested solely in my technical
expertise and my demonstrated problem solving ability. They don't
give a rat's ass about your so-called social skills. I don't kiss
anyone's ass for a job or for a paycheck. Additionally, people get
from me the same level of respect that they give me. If you have a
problem that requires social skills, then by all means hire someone
with the requisite social skills. On the other hand, if you have a
problem that requires certain technical expertise, I suggest that you
hire someone with the requisite technical expertise. To do otherwise
reflects poorly on your judgment and managerial skills.

When I refer to social skills, I am referring to your ability to get
along with your coworkers. I hire people for their technical skills
first, but I also spend time with them.

If you think you have a monopoly on smarts or accomplishments, you must
live in a very small world.


--
Al Clark
Danville Signal Processing, Inc.
--------------------------------------------------------------------
Purveyors of Fine DSP Hardware and other Cool Stuff
Available at http://www.danvillesignal.com

"Jim Carr" wrote in
news:5OGHd.4184$ry.1847@fed1read05:

"The Ghost" wrote in message
. 130...

Why are you posting on comp.dsp?


Jim Carr crossposted his childish comments to comp.disp. I simply
posted my reply to the newsgroups that he had selected.

Actually, that's incorrect as usual.

The original thread was started in comp.dsp by Randy Yates, who simply
wanted to wish others well. Bob Cain replied and added his Christmas
greetings. At that time Ghost popped a woody and replied. In the
process he added several other newsgroups. I didn't notice the other
headers until recently.

Just do a quick Google Groups search on Ghost to see what I mean. The
guy is nuts.


Infantile accusations, such as yours, are easy and cheap and mean nothing
without some credibility/credentials to back them up. So, I ask you once
again...

What are your credentials? What are your areas of expertise? Where
did you get your M.D. and/or Ph.D? Where did you do your residency
or post- doctoral work? When did you ever hold a faculty position at
either a medical school or university? What medical school and/or
university courses have you ever taught? What awards, fellowships
and/or research grants have you ever received? How many years of
research experience do you have? How many years of consulting
experience do you have? What nationally-advertised seminars have you
ever given? How many companies do you have consulting agreements
with? When was it that you were offered a research position at Bell
Labs? How many papers have you published? How many patents do you
have? How many MD's and/or Ph.D's do you have listed as references
on your resume? Do you even have a resume that anyone not having a
Beavis & Butthead mentality would take seriously?

Al Clark wrote in
29.71:

The Ghost wrote in
. 130:

Al Clark wrote in
29.71:

The Ghost wrote in
30:

"Jim Carr" wrote in
news:T4lHd.2061$ry.296@fed1read05:

"The Ghost" wrote in message
. 130...

Slander - the utterance of false charges or misrepresentations
which
defame
and damage another's reputation.

I think calling you an imbecile actually helps your reputation.
It's not like you have some highly regarded "accademic
cridentials" or anything!


What are your credentials? What are your areas of expertise? Where
did you get your M.D. and/or Ph.D? Where did you do your residency
or post- doctoral work? When did you ever hold a faculty position
at either a medical school or university? What medical school
and/or university courses have you ever taught? What awards,
fellowships and/or research grants have you ever received? How
many years of research experience do you have? How many years of
consulting experience do you have? What nationally-advertised
seminars have you ever given? How many companies do you have
consulting agreements with? When was it that you were offered a
research position at Bell Labs? How many papers have you
published?
How many patents do you have? How many MD's and/or Ph.D's do you
have listed as references on your resume? Do you even have a
resume that anyone not having a Beavis & Butthead mentality would
take seriously?

Your absurd, infantile posts would suggest that you didn't even
graduate from high school. Even if you did, you certainly haven't
accomplished anything of note, as any internet search engine will
readily verify. Your sole tallent and ability appers to be
insulting people on the usenet. The fact of the matter is that you
are a jerk and a nobody. What you think is irrelevant. For your
sake I hope that your attorney has something more substantive than
your infantile argumet to present in front of a judge and jury.





Gary,

I have hired some very good people with no more than a high school
education (for engineering work) and I have hired at least one very
less productive PHD for engineering work.

If that is so, I would suggest that you lack the necessary skills for
assessing/juduging the technical competence of people that you hire.


Not at all, I have a very good track record when it comes to hiring
people, but I'm not perfect.








Education is certainly
important, but its not everything.

I don't think that any reasonable person would hold that education is
everything. Likewise, no reasonable person can deny that higher
income and greater opportunity are generally correlated with higher
levels of education. There are, of course, always exceptions.

I think that was my point.






I know you have some acoustics expertise. but I don't remember you
having any real DSP skills.

I don't remember you either. I have asked several of my ex-B&K
colleagues, who were around at the time, and no one seems to know you
either. Apparently you did not make a lasting impression with anyone
at B&K.

Really, At a recent AES convention, an ad hoc group of ex-B&K people
just happened to meet by chance at the Analog Devices booth. There
were perhaps 6 of us. I think they all knew me. Not too bad since I
left Bruel & Kjaer in 1984.






Why are you posting on comp.dsp?


Jim Carr crossposted his childish comments to comp.disp. I simply
posted my reply to the newsgroups that he had selected.


I don't
remember you being so jaded and rude when you worked at Bruel &
Kjaer (yes, I was there at the same time).

At that time my personal integrity and professional crededntials were
not being attacked publically and worldwide by the likes of Jim Carr,
Porky and Bob Cain.

Why do you think you are you a target? For example, Bob Cain has been
participating on the comp.dsp group for many years. I don't think the
rest of us have a problem with Bob. We might disagree from time to
time, but that's one of the reasons this forum exists.




Most of the time, comp.dspers are civil to each other. Since I know
you don't have a strong background in DSP, I suggest you use this
forum to listen, rather than berate others.




I suggest that you either update yourself on what is really going on
or mind your own business.


I see your comments and comments about you regularly.

If you are not interested in DSP topics, maybe you should just not
reply to this group.



I don't know (or care) what your technical credentials or
accomplishments are, I wouldn't hire you because of your lack of
social skills.

The people that I work for are interested solely in my technical
expertise and my demonstrated problem solving ability. They don't
give a rat's ass about your so-called social skills. I don't kiss
anyone's ass for a job or for a paycheck. Additionally, people get
from me the same level of respect that they give me. If you have a
problem that requires social skills, then by all means hire someone
with the requisite social skills. On the other hand, if you have a
problem that requires certain technical expertise, I suggest that you
hire someone with the requisite technical expertise. To do otherwise
reflects poorly on your judgment and managerial skills.

When I refer to social skills, I am referring to your ability to get
along with your coworkers. I hire people for their technical skills
first, but I also spend time with them.

If you think you have a monopoly on smarts or accomplishments, you
must live in a very small world.


Yhe next time that you have a technical problem that you need help with, I
suggest that you should engage the services of the likes of Porky, Jim Carr
and Bob Cain. And when they fail to meet your expectaitons, you can call
me and I will tell you politely to kiss my ass and to find someone else.

"The Ghost" wrote in message
. 130...

In light of the above mindless, childish reply, you are a self-proclaimed,
mindless, and idiotic jackass, and no further comments from me are
necessary.

I'm not sure any comments of yours have *ever* been necessary, but it's good
to hear that you will finally be shutting up.

"Jim Carr" writes:
[...]
The original thread was started in comp.dsp by Randy Yates, who simply
wanted to wish others well.

Correct. I find it amazing that the thread is still living!
--
Randy Yates
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Research Triangle Park, NC, USA
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"Jim Carr" wrote in message
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"The Ghost" wrote in message
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What are your credentials?
I saved every gold star I ever got in grade school.

What are your areas of expertise?
Needling blowhards

Where did you get your M.D. and/or Ph.D?
From a diploma mill in Zimbabwe.

Where did you do your residency or post-doctoral work?
My brother's garage.

When did you ever hold a faculty position at either a medical school or
university?
When I was a professor there.

What medical school and/or university courses have you ever taught?
Introduction to Sarcasm.

What awards, fellowships and/or research grants have you ever received?
In college I was voted Most Likely to Aggravate an Imbecile

How many years of research experience do you have?
About a week.

How many years of consulting experience do you have?
Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, consult.

What nationally-advertised seminars have you ever given?
"Ignorant Imbeciles - Why we can't stop loving them"

How many companies do you have consulting agreements with?
Far more than those with which I have consulting disagreements.

When was it that you were offered a research position at Bell Labs?
Right after they realized their mistake of hiring Gary Sokolilch.

How many papers have you published?
I used to deliver The Washington Post. Does that count?

How many patents do you have?
They are all pending.

How many MD's and/or Ph.D's do you have listed as references on your
resume?
As many as will fit.

Do you even have a resume that anyone not having a Beavis & Butthead
mentality would take seriously?
You think Beavis and Butthead would take *any* resume seriously? What a
maroon.

For your sake I hope that your attorney has something more
substantive than your infantile argumet to present in front of a judge
and
jury.

Argumet? Isn't that a French sauce you put on snails?


*ROFLMAO*!!! That has to be the best consecutive set of punchlines I've seen
in a while!!! I bow to the master. :-) .....But I thought that Argumet was a
snail sauce you put on the French....

"Jim Carr" wrote in message
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"The Ghost" wrote in message
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In light of the above mindless, childish reply, you are a
self-proclaimed,
mindless, and idiotic jackass, and no further comments from me are
necessary.

I'm not sure any comments of yours have *ever* been necessary, but it's
good
to hear that you will finally be shutting up.



AMEN!

"The Ghost" wrote in message
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"Jim Carr" wrote in
news:VSGHd.4185$ry.596@fed1read05:

"The Ghost" wrote in message
30...

What are your credentials?
I saved every gold star I ever got in grade school.

What are your areas of expertise?
Needling blowhards

Where did you get your M.D. and/or Ph.D?
From a diploma mill in Zimbabwe.

Where did you do your residency or post-doctoral work?
My brother's garage.

When did you ever hold a faculty position at either a medical school
or
university?
When I was a professor there.

What medical school and/or university courses have you ever taught?
Introduction to Sarcasm.

What awards, fellowships and/or research grants have you ever
received?
In college I was voted Most Likely to Aggravate an Imbecile

How many years of research experience do you have?
About a week.

How many years of consulting experience do you have?
Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach,
consult.

What nationally-advertised seminars have you ever given?
"Ignorant Imbeciles - Why we can't stop loving them"

How many companies do you have consulting agreements with?
Far more than those with which I have consulting disagreements.

When was it that you were offered a research position at Bell Labs?
Right after they realized their mistake of hiring Gary Sokolilch.

How many papers have you published?
I used to deliver The Washington Post. Does that count?

How many patents do you have?
They are all pending.

How many MD's and/or Ph.D's do you have listed as references on your
resume?
As many as will fit.

Do you even have a resume that anyone not having a Beavis & Butthead
mentality would take seriously?
You think Beavis and Butthead would take *any* resume seriously? What
a maroon.

For your sake I hope that your attorney has something more
substantive than your infantile argumet to present in front of a
judge and jury.

Argumet? Isn't that a French sauce you put on snails?


In light of the above mindless, childish reply, you are a self-proclaimed,
mindless, and idiotic jackass, and no further comments from me are
necessary.

So, that was like people who say " It goes without saying." who invariably
proceed to say it anyway?

"Jim Carr" wrote in
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"The Ghost" wrote in message
. 130...

In light of the above mindless, childish reply, you are a
self-proclaimed, mindless, and idiotic jackass, and no further
comments from me are necessary.

I'm not sure any comments of yours have *ever* been necessary, but
it's good to hear that you will finally be shutting up.


FYI, there is no such thing as a *necessary* comment. The value of a
comment lies in its validity. Accordingly, your comments are neither valid
nor necessary. And, if you are waiting for me to shut up, don't hold your
breath.

"JoeT" noway@today wrote in :


"The Ghost" wrote in message
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"Jim Carr" wrote in
news:VSGHd.4185$ry.596@fed1read05:

"The Ghost" wrote in message
30...

What are your credentials?
I saved every gold star I ever got in grade school.

What are your areas of expertise?
Needling blowhards

Where did you get your M.D. and/or Ph.D?
From a diploma mill in Zimbabwe.

Where did you do your residency or post-doctoral work?
My brother's garage.

When did you ever hold a faculty position at either a medical school
or
university?
When I was a professor there.

What medical school and/or university courses have you ever taught?
Introduction to Sarcasm.

What awards, fellowships and/or research grants have you ever
received?
In college I was voted Most Likely to Aggravate an Imbecile

How many years of research experience do you have?
About a week.

How many years of consulting experience do you have?
Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach,
consult.

What nationally-advertised seminars have you ever given?
"Ignorant Imbeciles - Why we can't stop loving them"

How many companies do you have consulting agreements with?
Far more than those with which I have consulting disagreements.

When was it that you were offered a research position at Bell Labs?
Right after they realized their mistake of hiring Gary Sokolilch.

How many papers have you published?
I used to deliver The Washington Post. Does that count?

How many patents do you have?
They are all pending.

How many MD's and/or Ph.D's do you have listed as references on your
resume?
As many as will fit.

Do you even have a resume that anyone not having a Beavis &
Butthead
mentality would take seriously?
You think Beavis and Butthead would take *any* resume seriously?
What a maroon.

For your sake I hope that your attorney has something more
substantive than your infantile argumet to present in front of a
judge and jury.

Argumet? Isn't that a French sauce you put on snails?


In light of the above mindless, childish reply, you are a
self-proclaimed, mindless, and idiotic jackass, and no further
comments from me are necessary.

So, that was like people who say " It goes without saying." who
invariably proceed to say it anyway?


Only if an obvious intellectual giant like yourself says that it is so.

"Porky" wrote in
:


"Jim Carr" wrote in message
news:VSGHd.4185$ry.596@fed1read05...
"The Ghost" wrote in message
30...

What are your credentials?
I saved every gold star I ever got in grade school.

What are your areas of expertise?
Needling blowhards

Where did you get your M.D. and/or Ph.D?
From a diploma mill in Zimbabwe.

Where did you do your residency or post-doctoral work?
My brother's garage.

When did you ever hold a faculty position at either a medical school
or
university?
When I was a professor there.

What medical school and/or university courses have you ever taught?
Introduction to Sarcasm.

What awards, fellowships and/or research grants have you ever
received?
In college I was voted Most Likely to Aggravate an Imbecile

How many years of research experience do you have?
About a week.

How many years of consulting experience do you have?
Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach,
consult.

What nationally-advertised seminars have you ever given?
"Ignorant Imbeciles - Why we can't stop loving them"

How many companies do you have consulting agreements with?
Far more than those with which I have consulting disagreements.

When was it that you were offered a research position at Bell Labs?
Right after they realized their mistake of hiring Gary Sokolilch.

How many papers have you published?
I used to deliver The Washington Post. Does that count?

How many patents do you have?
They are all pending.

How many MD's and/or Ph.D's do you have listed as references on your
resume?
As many as will fit.

Do you even have a resume that anyone not having a Beavis &
Butthead
mentality would take seriously?
You think Beavis and Butthead would take *any* resume seriously? What
a maroon.

For your sake I hope that your attorney has something more
substantive than your infantile argumet to present in front of a
judge
and
jury.

Argumet? Isn't that a French sauce you put on snails?


*ROFLMAO*!!! That has to be the best consecutive set of punchlines
I've seen in a while!!! I bow to the master. :-) .....But I thought
that Argumet was a snail sauce you put on the French....


It obviously doesn't take much to amuse a pig. Given all of the rolling
around that you have been doing recently in the swine pen, perhaps you
should take a dive in to the water traugh and wash yourslef off.