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On Tue, 29 Jul 2003 10:21:27 +0100, Paul Dormer
wrote in : Moi wrote: Has anything changed in the (6?) months I've been away from the group? Didn't think so. Cheers... P.S. -- stupid, repetitive, circular mother****ers. No need to be rude, Tim. Just being honest -- it's the same ol' game around here. Just thought I'd drop in for a laugh or two, and I'm off... Cheers. --- "It occurred to me that audio engineers will someday be replaced by computers. I feel much better now -- at least you can turn a computer off." |
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Moi wrote:
On Tue, 29 Jul 2003 09:56:04 -0400, George M. Middius wrote in : Moi said: Has anything changed in the (6?) months I've been away from the group? Krooger has gotten worse. He now imagines that his lawnmower and MS Excel are lying to him. In the case of his lawnmower, I doubt he can hear well enough to tell if it's operating or not. Not only that, but he thinks that all competently designed lawnmowers sound the same. As for Excel -- of course, Krueger would fancy himself smarter than a spreadsheet. His game is "accuracy" as it applies to the Kroog-land he lives in his private fantasy. Just don't get caught expressing a preference, or the RAO Minister of Inflamation will arrange for your turntable to be roasted in hell at the hands of a PC specialist. --- "It occurred to me that audio engineers will someday be replaced by computers. I feel much better now -- at least you can turn a computer off." Bruce J. Richman |
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![]() Moi said: Then again, Howard is easy to forget. True... still, I'm curious (even though something like this really comes as no surprise). Anyone want to go into the gory details in a short paragraph or two? See for yourself: http://makeashorterlink.com/?S12823F65 |
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"George M. Middius" wrote in message
Moi said: Then again, Howard is easy to forget. True... still, I'm curious (even though something like this really comes as no surprise). Anyone want to go into the gory details in a short paragraph or two? See for yourself: http://makeashorterlink.com/?S12823F65 Obviously, running off Howard was the high point of George's life. Joke: George Middius is struck by a bus (pretty remarkable because George lives on welfare and never leaves home) and is sent to Hell. The Devil (the REAL Devil, not Graham) asks George what he's done with his life so he can figure out what George's eternal punishment should be. George responds that he spent the last six years of his life working every waking hour to run a retired librarian named Howard off of a Usenet newsgroup called rec.audio.opinion. The Devil laughs so hard and so long and so uncontrollably that he presses the wrong button and sends George to Heaven. Too true to be funny, eh? Sorry about that. Have a nice day! ;-) |