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Moi
 
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On Tue, 29 Jul 2003 10:21:27 +0100, Paul Dormer
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Moi wrote:

Has anything changed in the (6?) months I've been away from the group?

Didn't think so.

Cheers...


P.S. -- stupid, repetitive, circular mother****ers.


No need to be rude, Tim.


Just being honest -- it's the same ol' game around here. Just thought
I'd drop in for a laugh or two, and I'm off...

Cheers.

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Moi wrote:


On Tue, 29 Jul 2003 09:56:04 -0400, George M. Middius
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Moi said:

Has anything changed in the (6?) months I've been away from the group?


Krooger has gotten worse. He now imagines that his lawnmower and MS
Excel are lying to him.


In the case of his lawnmower, I doubt he can hear well enough to tell
if it's operating or not.


Not only that, but he thinks that all competently designed lawnmowers sound the
same.


As for Excel -- of course, Krueger would
fancy himself smarter than a spreadsheet. His game is "accuracy" as
it applies to the Kroog-land he lives in his private fantasy.


Just don't get caught expressing a preference, or the RAO Minister of
Inflamation will arrange for your turntable to be roasted in hell at the hands
of a PC specialist.






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Moi said:

Then again, Howard is easy to forget.


True... still, I'm curious (even though something like this really
comes as no surprise). Anyone want to go into the gory details in a
short paragraph or two?


See for yourself:

http://makeashorterlink.com/?S12823F65


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Arny Krueger
 
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"George M. Middius" wrote in message

Moi said:

Then again, Howard is easy to forget.


True... still, I'm curious (even though something like this really
comes as no surprise). Anyone want to go into the gory details in a
short paragraph or two?


See for yourself:

http://makeashorterlink.com/?S12823F65


Obviously, running off Howard was the high point of George's life.

Joke:

George Middius is struck by a bus (pretty remarkable because George lives on
welfare and never leaves home) and is sent to Hell. The Devil (the REAL
Devil, not Graham) asks George what he's done with his life so he can figure
out what George's eternal punishment should be. George responds that he
spent the last six years of his life working every waking hour to run a
retired librarian named Howard off of a Usenet newsgroup called
rec.audio.opinion. The Devil laughs so hard and so long and so
uncontrollably that he presses the wrong button and sends George to Heaven.

Too true to be funny, eh?

Sorry about that.

Have a nice day!

;-)






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