On Wed, 06 Oct 2004 00:21:42 -0500, Harvey Gerst
wrote:

( a nice limerick)

Sorry, but I only do 'cover' limericks; I just don't have the talent
to hang with those who do originals. I usually change a few words
however, in an attempt to avoid paying royalties:

I think Phil said he was married,
But I wonder 'why her, not another'?
She was probably three,
And she happened to be
Unconcerned about marrying her brother.

(apologies to Harvey....)



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Tracy Wintermute

Rushcreek Ranch
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Tracy Wintermute wrote:

On Wed, 06 Oct 2004 00:21:42 -0500, Harvey Gerst
wrote:

( a nice limerick)

Sorry, but I only do 'cover' limericks; I just don't have the talent
to hang with those who do originals. I usually change a few words
however, in an attempt to avoid paying royalties:

I think Phil said he was married,
But I wonder 'why her, not another'?
She was probably three,
And she happened to be
Unconcerned about marrying her brother.

(apologies to Harvey....)

Tracy,

I like your version better (but unfortunately, my publisher says I still get all
the royalties from it because your work is a "derivative").

Harvey Gerst
Indian Trail Recording Studio
http://www.ITRstudio.com/

Tracy Wintermute wrote:

But ya know what's is worser? Cricks! Yessir, them damn innocent
lookin little things'd kill ya soon as lookin at ya.

If'n ever ya git two of 'em in yo' neck atta same time you's done fo'.

--
ha

Harvey Gerst wrote:

I like your version better (but unfortunately, my publisher says I still
get all the royalties from it because your work is a "derivative").

Tracy shoulda used dither. I tried to tell him.

--
ha

Bryson wrote:

Because it's still better than how he feels about himself.

So the asstoriskiness is 'cause he types with his nose while feeling
about himself.

--
ha

(hank alrich) wrote in news:1gla5wk.1n05goless42qN%
:

Harvey Gerst wrote:

I like your version better (but unfortunately, my publisher says I still
get all the royalties from it because your work is a "derivative").

Tracy shoulda used dither. I tried to tell him.

Then it would have been ditheritave...
M

On Thu, 07 Oct 2004 05:49:41 -0500, Harvey Gerst
wrote:

Tracy,

I like your version better (but unfortunately, my publisher says I still get all
the royalties from it because your work is a "derivative").

Harvey Gerst
Indian Trail Recording Studio
http://www.ITRstudio.com/


Aw shucks... thanks!

Now I know how Hendrix must have felt after releasing 'All Along the
Watchtower.' g

The check's in the mail....

Just curious; are you affiliated with:

ASsCrAP

or

BM? Aye!

????

I'm with LTCMUTOS.
(Leeches That Can't Make Up Their Own Stuff)



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Tracy Wintermute

Rushcreek Ranch
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On Thu, 07 Oct 2004 18:03:28 GMT, (hank alrich)
wrote:

Tracy Wintermute wrote:

But ya know what's is worser? Cricks! Yessir, them damn innocent
lookin little things'd kill ya soon as lookin at ya.

If'n ever ya git two of 'em in yo' neck atta same time you's done fo'.

DCNS (Dubble Crick Neck Sindrum) is the leading cause of
Cantankerousness among sister-moms ages 11 to 23.
Founded that out wif my higher learnding edjumacation in grade sevvum.


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Tracy Wintermute

Rushcreek Ranch
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speaking of learnded edjucationin', I 'erd at eu cun bewildir yir
brain wi teu mush activitizenin' if eu gitit riz el benin trosher ala
phil