Who can tell the difference:

Statement 1: "He can't be a licensed psychologist because his words
don't make me feel warm and fuzzy, and besides, the psychologists I
know don't act like he does."

Statement 2: "I don't like him because his words don't make me feel
warm and fuzzy, and besides, the psychologists I know don't act like
he does."


My guess would be anybody but duh-Mikey and Krazy Krooger can tell
the difference.