I received some very strange email from Mumbles recently. Does anyone
have the number of the nearest crisis centre in Maryland? I'm afraid
the little feller might try to harm himself.

Mumbles wrote:

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I hate you Shovels!! Shovels, I hate you!!!

You make me so MAD sometimes!!! ALL THE TIME, even!

Shovels, Shovels, Shovels, ****face, Shovels, ****face, ****face,
Shovels,
SHOVELS!!!!!!! You're nothing but a shovels ****face doo-doohead,
nya nya nya nya nya nya!

Ooooooh WHY does thoughts of him torment me like this??? I can't get
him out of my head, I can't sleep at nights anymore thinking about
Shovels!! He's SUCH a pathetic sniveler! He's SUCH a self-pitying,
whining, meltdowning, arm-flailing, coniption-having, ranting,
loony-tunes, crazy, crazy, witch doctoring, voodoo-engaging,
brownstaining, dump-taking, glass-grinding, doo-doo licking,
tweak-freaking.... arrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh!!!

God knows HOW MUCH I HATE YOU SHOVELS!!!!!!!

Yet I can't seem to stop talking about you, emailing you and responding
to all your posts!
Which makes me HATE you even more!!!!!!! Ooooooooohhhhhh!

Somebody, anybody! Please KILL ME!!!!!!


Ah boooohooooohoooohoooohoooohoooo!!!!
boooohooooohoooohoooohoooohoooo!!!!
sob, sob, sob, gasp, sob

WHY did you have to tell everyone that I wasted the last 8 years of my
life here in front of my computer every single day, just because I like
flaming and insulting people whether they deserve it or not???!!!!!
Boooohooooohoooohoooohoooohoooo!!!! You're so MEAN telling people the
truth like that!!!!!!!

I can't help it that I'm ADDICTED to rec.audio.opinion?!!!!!! I can't
help it that all my friends left me here to rot for greener pastures!!
Including Marc Phillips, WHO I "THOUGHT" WAS MY FRIEND!! I can't help
it that my LIFE REVOLVES AROUND THIS NEWSGROUP!!!! I can't help being
here EVERY SINGLE DAY FOR NEARLY A DECADE, ALL of the live day long!! I
can't help if the first thing I do in the morning is LOOK FOR YOUR
POSTS!!! If I didn't, I might miss an important post that you post, and
if I respond to it more than a half hour later, it might become STALE
and then I'll look "lame" and will have missed the boat on insulting
you! Oh WHY can't you see that?!!

THESE PEOPLE ARE THE ONLY FRIENDS AND FAMILY THAT I HAVE!!!!

You humiliated and embarassed me in front of my FRIENDS, when you
pointed out that I'm nothing more than a pathetic loser who's totally
addicted to flaming on this newsgroup!
Sure, YOU don't care. You're only here for a couple of months and are
gonna be leaving us soon!! YOU don't care about your reputation among
us!! Well YOU may not have a reputation to protect here, but I DO!!! I
have to look "cool", "smart" and "in control" all the time! Otherwise,
I might lose the respect of my virtual buddies!!!

You think I WANTED to be an "ankle biter" on usenet all of my life? You
think I went to SCHOOL just so's I can waste my life trolling people on
an audio newsgroup, even though I show no interest in discussing audio?
Well you don't know the first thing about George Middius, buster!! So
you don't have a right to judge me!

NO ONE HAS A RIGHT TO JUDGE GEORGE "MUMBLES" MIDDIUS!!! Hrmherphsghs!

please kill me.