On Fri, 05 Sep 2003 23:01:52 +0200, Lionel Chapuis
lionel{dot}chapuis{at}free{dot}fr wrote:

So I guess we'll just have to wait patiently until Bugs and Blob
either drop dead or figure out that they are no more esteemed in the
anonymity of cyberspace than they are in the real world.

---------------------------------------------------

Middious can write everything and its contrary in the same sentence but
I especially like the above one.

1. This guy has organized his life around his computer, he demonstrate
many time that he has a "first-level" culture and skill in personal
computer use. In normal relationship this guy is the same who help you
to purchase and install your family PC, connecting the joystick and
calibrating it in your favourite game. He is very helpful for people who
haven't any interest and knowledge for the hard and the software.

2. This guy has already purchased some audio elements, because we have
proofs that he has studied a lot of litterature, watch tons and tons of
advertissements. Does he really listen to music ? I don't know, nothing
in RAO history show that he has a real musical culture.
In normal relationship this guy is the one who give advices, share
information with friends in order to help them to purchase at the best
compromise the material which will fit their needs. This kind of guy can
honestly be helpful because he has and maintain knwoledge of well-known
manufaturers and dealers catalogs.

3. This guy is well informed, he knows about news, national and
intenational current events. In normal relationship this guy is your
office colleague, with whom you go twice a month to the bar and drink on
friday 7 or 8 beers commenting the last news.

4. This guy write easily with a pretty good vocabulary, a lot of
adjectives and slang. He loves to make sentences and do his best to
built them with rythm, climax and humour. In normal relationship this
guy is also one of the above colleagues the one who make you laugh but
take too much place to be really intimate.

5. This guy.......................... In normal relationship..........

Ok stop.

This guy has everything to be an anonymous happy man, with family
friends, culture, beer, good meals, car, ... audio also. ;-)
Is somebody already tell him that he his the caricature, the
exaggeration of his own "Krooborg" definition.
This man need our compassion because he has "a priori" everything to be
happy but not the life.

I'm afraid, Nylon Octopus, that the game is up. I've been observing
your ability to formulate complex English sentences. You screw the
tense of verbs and singularise plural nouns in your attempt to convey
ineptitude, but it is obvious that you are able to write quite well in
English.

Sorry, my sweet. You are rather funny, however. Sometimes. :-)

--
Oily Tartlet

Oily Tartlet a écrit :

I'm afraid, Nylon Octopus, that the game is up. I've been observing
your ability to formulate complex English sentences. You screw the
tense of verbs and singularise plural nouns in your attempt to convey
ineptitude, but it is obvious that you are able to write quite well in
English.

Sorry, my sweet. You are rather funny, however. Sometimes. :-)

--
Oily Tartlet

Lorsqu'il s'agit de plaisir le Français est généralement très pragmatique.
Je te livre ci-dessous l'une des plus belles expressions de ce réalisme :
"Qu'importe le flacon pourvu qu'on ai l'ivresse"

Tutut PouêtPouêt, if you can translate the above you will make your life
change.

On Sat, 06 Sep 2003 01:24:58 +0200, Lionel Chapuis
lionel{dot}chapuis{at}free{dot}fr wrote:

Oily Tartlet a écrit :

I'm afraid, Nylon Octopus, that the game is up. I've been observing
your ability to formulate complex English sentences. You screw the
tense of verbs and singularise plural nouns in your attempt to convey
ineptitude, but it is obvious that you are able to write quite well in
English.

Sorry, my sweet. You are rather funny, however. Sometimes. :-)

--
Oily Tartlet

Lorsqu'il s'agit de plaisir le Français est généralement très pragmatique.
Je te livre ci-dessous l'une des plus belles expressions de ce réalisme :
"Qu'importe le flacon pourvu qu'on ai l'ivresse"

Tutut PouêtPouêt, if you can translate the above you will make your life
change.

I'll give it a shot:

My pragmatism demands that I pleasure myself.

Let me pass along this little pearl of wisdom. You need a half-empty
750 ml bottle of tequila to get drunk, but don't forget to eat the
worm.

How did I do?

Hell, this is better than the Comedies of Corneille.

Damon - "Quoi"?

dave weil a écrit :

My pragmatism demands that I pleasure myself.

Oh happy you are ! I cannot anymore due to my wrists arthritic problem.
....I know Dave, I know !

dave weil a écrit :

Let me pass along this little pearl of wisdom. You need a half-empty
750 ml bottle of tequila to get drunk,

Hazardous speculation that I would love to clear with you.

but don't forget to eat the
worm.

Do you speak about Oily "Boon" Target ?