Powell lied:

A more interesting list would be the
Kroopologists and would-be allies
of Turdy whom Krooger has shat upon
despite their good intentions towards him.

1. Phoebe Johnston

Agreed.

"despite their good intentions"... Gack!
Why is he on the list?

Because you are a much bigger idiot than Phoebe ever was. Want
proof? Just imagine yourself in the same room with her, and poof!
in flies a rabid vampire bat. Which one of you does it bite?
Since you've never experienced insight into the physical nature of
the universe, you shouldn't be able to divine Phoebe's thoughts.
That's why the bat bites you.


He made his employer (ATT) look bad...
just ask George.

Yes, you confessed that you attacked the Witch at her place of
employment. That makes you fully the equal of Bwian McDip****.