[GeoSynch]

The pompous gasbag set sail on ...

I can counter it with a much more hip one from Primus.

.... The Seven Seas of Cheese, well-fortified on diet Pork Soda. A happy fat
little oinker.

BTW, glad to see you're getting good value out of that dog-eared, community
college pop psychology textbook. Having to scrimp and save and make every penny
count and stretch it for all it's worth seems to be taking its toll and turning
you into a bitter old geezer. Simmering away in the welfare line and being
belittled by a disinterested government bureaucrat, the only venue of escape for
your pent-up anger is here on rao. And that asparteme poisoning only further
compounds your mental derangement.