[Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!]

For Bratzi:

"Prejudice is a raft onto which the shipwrecked mind clambers and
paddles to safety."

For 2pid:

"Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading
newspapers is like trying to tell the time by watching the second hand
of a clock."

(Neither of those two boneheads will understand what they mean, but I
liked them.)