Navels and Race
[Dr. Revilo was a God among men. He knew more about everything than
anybody. He was a professor, which gives him more weight with me than
anybody. That's because anybody is more educated than I am. And he was
schooled by some real smart people who were smarter than anybody.
Bratzi]
WHO ELSE PICKS THEIR TOES WHILE CONTEMPLATING NAVELS?
by Professor Revilo P. Oliver
I have often contemplated the superiority of the White navel over
minority navels like blacks, Jews and Mexicans have. I see this as an
important clue as to why White people are better than them. And if you
apply a little logic, you can easily see how important the navel is
with regards to such matters.
Some people call the eyes the "mirrors of the soul". I would contend
that it's actually the navel. If you cut open a navel you'll see
straight into a person's blood and guts, and blood and guts is another
area that Whites are superior to just about every other race except
Germans.
White navels have been proven over time to perform better than
minority navels. Many scientific studies confirm this. One study
showed that White navels are purer than minority navels, and I don't
mean from the constant bathing Whites give them! (Wouldn't it be great
if minorties could learn to take baths? Maybe they all wouldn't stink
then!)
Minority navels tend to collect lint faster, and in larger volumes,
than White navels. It is perhaps this additional navel lint that makes
all non-white minorities smelly and useless. While there is absolutely
no basis for a hypothesis such as this, it makes a really interesting
question, doesn't it? And it really helps to pass the time as I pick
my toes.
I've studied navels extensively. And not just my own! I've studied
many thousands of navels for subtle clues as to why minorities are so
uselss, smelly and dangerous. I do not mean to toot my own horn, but
I'm a navel expert! And I believe I've found the answer to the navel
question.
Navels, you see, are the remainder of the umbilical cord, the tube
that feeds babies before they are born in clean, quiet hospital rooms
(in the case of Whites) or storks deliver them (in the case of
minorities). I have developed a classification system for navels. You
could even consider it kind of an extention of phrenology. By looking
at minority navels I can tell if the child's mother was a crack whore,
a prostitute, or any of the other nasty professions that minorities
engage in. I can even tell if the child's mother abandoned the baby
like most minority children are.
And as for White navels? I can tell you what college they attended,
which service clubs they belong to, and how close they are to their
church ministers and their family ancestry. All just by looking at the
navel!
As we have seen, I have conclusively proven that White navels are
superior to minority navels. I have also proven that minorities are
smelly and dangerous. In my next column I will report on important
differences I've observed between White and minority rectums. I have
studied thousands of rectums. And I am not talking about shallow,
cursory examinations. I have conducted detailed rectal studies that
thrust deeply to probe for more reasons that Whites are superior to
Minorities.
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