"Herbert Hoover"
[email protected] wrote in message
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On Fri, 6 Feb 2009 12:56:28 +0900, "TT"
wrote:
"Herbert Hoover" wrote in message
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On Thu, 5 Feb 2009 18:49:42 +0900, "TT"
wrote:
"Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!"
wrote in message
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George, I have accumulated many dozens and 1000s of
Posse
Points. I
was hoping to get a new power conditioner or maybe a
food
processor
but I haven't seen the new Posse Redemption Catalog.
Will it be coming soon?
Dear Mr. Shhhh,
Your limited edition, gift CD, gift wrapped in dual
layered
toilet paper, is in the mail. Here at Posse inc we wish
you
happy listening to the Arnold B. Krueger Christmas Carol
Collection on Tambourine. Recorded by the Maestro
himself.
Inner sleeve notes by all his admirers, so yes, it is
blank.
On behalf of Posse Inc TT
Oh, wow! Can I have one, too!!!
Puh...leeeze????
Herbert
Dear Mr. Hoover,
I apologise on behalf of Posse Inc. that we can not extend
this offer to you. Upon taking legal advice (Cornflakes
packet #709) on this matter the above mentioned CD has
constituted a death threat, so we wish to take the
non-existent moral high ground on this matter and not send
you one.
Apologies again on behalf of Posse Inc. TT
Rats!
Herbert
Dear Mr. Hoover,
On consideration we may be offer you a consolation gift in
time. It is a current project under consideration and will
be of full size, limited edition poster of Mr. Krueger's
carcass being gnawed at by Jackals while staked out on ant
hill.
Unfortunately, we again have run into problems as our
extensive breeding program still cannot produce a creature
that can stomach Mr. Krueger. BTW it is now a proven fact
that Jackals will eat their own faecal matter before even
sniffing any Arny once touched. A theory is they do this to
get the smell out of their noses.
On behalf of Posse Inc. TT