[George M. Middius[_4_]]

Shhhh! said:

George, I have accumulated many dozens and 1000s of Posse Points. I
was hoping to get a new power conditioner or maybe a food processor
but I haven't seen the new Posse Redemption Catalog.
Will it be coming soon?

As you know, most of the gifts featured in past catalogs were donations from
E.H.E.E. members. This year, the troubled economy has inflicted pain on all
consumer sectors, including audio gear. We will be issuing a catalog of
sorts, but it will offer only a limited selection of premiums. Some of the
items we've lined up so far are the following:

* * * * A "death threat" training course that teaches you how to reshape
* * * * humor and irony into menacing comments.

Um, how many points?

Unfortunately for you newbies, this is the jackpot prize.

Given this choice I'm leaning towards Clyde's "food processor".

Reasonable choice under the circumstances. (Cheese not included.)