Note to George
Shhhh! said:
George, I have accumulated many dozens and 1000s of Posse Points. I
was hoping to get a new power conditioner or maybe a food processor
but I haven't seen the new Posse Redemption Catalog.
Will it be coming soon?
As you know, most of the gifts featured in past catalogs were donations from
E.H.E.E. members. This year, the troubled economy has inflicted pain on all
consumer sectors, including audio gear. We will be issuing a catalog of
sorts, but it will offer only a limited selection of premiums. Some of the
items we've lined up so far are the following:
Used aBxism torture boxes (not guaranteed to be in working order).
Discarded Bibles from Goose Puke Baptist Chruch (may have pages
missing and/or stained).
A "death threat" training course that teaches you how to reshape
humor and irony into menacing comments.
A large supply of lithium and other other anti-paranoia drugs.
(Note: These meds are in prescription bottles so date of
manufacture is unknown.)
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