[George M. Middius[_4_]]

Shhhh! said:

Will you ask God a question for me, 2pid? Will you ask him why, in His
Infinite Wisdom, he made dumb people?

That would be a straight line if Scottie weren't, er, witless.

(The answer that a normally witted person might supply is that "God" makes
some of us dumb so that the rest of us realize we have something ineffable
to thank Him for.)