[Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On Dec 15, 7:59*pm, "Sophistic" wrote:
Sgt. Shultz wrote:

BTW, sugar, call me "SGT Schultz" all you want. He was, after all,
just a decent NCO who didn't give a **** and who followed dumb orders
half-heartedly. All of the militaries in the world have them. You
don't make major with an attitude like that, but if it makes you feel
all warm inside to think so, sugar, then by all means.

But the "logic" you've shown me thus far shows that you have much in
common with Colonel Klink. He'd always have stuff swirling around him
but he was always a step or two behind where he needed to be. That's
very much, in fact, like you.

And how's this for you, sugar? I'll claim that I'm much more like
Colonel Hogan. And then you can get creepy and stalkerish again, do
some research, and find out that Bob Crane died under mysterious
circumstances that have led some to suggest that Crane was possibly
gay! Wow! I'll bet that would qualify with you as further
"affirmation" that I'm gay. LOL!