[Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!]

Are you fat and disgusting? Are you a mass of jiggly jello? When you
buy slacks do you buy 56/28?

Remember, if you don't answer you are open to speculation. LoL.

And no, 2pid, before you even consider it (a la GOIA), there is no
sexual interest behind this question. You just come across as someone
who's so embarrased by your slovenly appearance that you have to lash
out. I want to find out if your backward views and well-known anger
issues are due to "disgusting fat unintelligent short man syndrome".
LoL.