[TT]

"Sophistic" wrote in message
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TT wrote:

IMHO only death or total incapacitation could get Arny to stop posting on
Usenet so maybe George has some inside info ;-)

My theory is the financial calamity the past several days wiped out Arny's
meager holdings of penny stocks and, in a re-enactment of the 1920s, Arny
threatened to end it all by jumping off his porch,

A friend of mine did that this week when his stocks crashed. He jumped out
his study window except he lives in a single story house :-))

only to break or sprain his
typing fingers, and now he's desperately trying to figure out how to turn
on a computer and depress characters on the keyboard using only his nose,
but the profusion of flowing snot makes his face slide right off the
keyboard.
Has trading in Snot Futures collapsed as well? Or does Light Sweet Snot
follow the oil price?

Seriously now with GM down 31.11% yesterday and Ford, Chrysler not far
behind I wouldn't want to live in Detroit right now :-(

Cheers TT