[Sophistic]

TT wrote:

IMHO only death or total incapacitation could get Arny to stop posting on
Usenet so maybe George has some inside info ;-)

My theory is the financial calamity the past several days wiped out Arny's
meager holdings of penny stocks and, in a re-enactment of the 1920s, Arny
threatened to end it all by jumping off his porch, only to break or sprain his
typing fingers, and now he's desperately trying to figure out how to turn on a
computer and depress characters on the keyboard using only his nose, but the
profusion of flowing snot makes his face slide right off the keyboard.