[Vinylanach]

On Oct 2, 10:05�am, George M. Middius
wrote:
Vinylanach said:

You don't remember Stynchblob? He's just full of hatred, ya know. He had
his first orgasm in many years when he learned about Missy Palin's
"qualifications" to be the Veep.

Nope, I remember GeoSynch. �As I remember, he lived close to me before
I moved to the Pacific Northwest. He once called me caustic, which I
wore as a badge of honor.

He did tell us a bit about himself once, but not enough to distinguish
him from thousands of other fulminating, hate-spewing Bible-thumpers.
Stynchie's favorite bands are Foo Fighters and Boyz 2 Men. He drives an
'86 Town & Country. He was born to Roman Catholic parents but he joined
up with the Baptists when his parents kicked him out. He doesn't believe
in paying for pornography, so his most obsessive hobby is trying to
build the world's largest collection of free downloaded porn. He says he
would be hetero if he ever had sex, but that doesn't explain why he
hangs out with big black guys who wear leather vests.

As you can see, it's a pretty vague set of traits. Somebody said Blobbo
lives in Ohio, but we don't know exactly where.

IIRC, he lived in Los Angeles and had decent knowledge of both the San
Fernando Valley and eastern Ventura County (duh-Mikey land). I
remember disliking his basic demeanor, but he and I did have civil
conversations once or twice which is why I was reluctant to join the
dogpile.

His latest incarnation, Sophomoric, seems to be a flamer in the purest
sense. I think this place has been burnt to the ground so many times
that a guy with a box of matches seems quaint. Then again, we could
throw him a "Welcome Back, Stynchie!" party...which is what he seems
to be craving so desperately.

Boon